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AtmanRyu
Title: The Wandering Dragon
Joined: Jun 25 2009
Location: Atlanta, GA
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SoldierHawk
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Title: Warrior-Poet
Joined: Jan 15 2009
Location: San Diego, CA
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This guy is obviously not much of a Transformers fan, if he thinks gasoline is gonna help him be like Optimus. Clearly the kid should be planning to tear down the Great Pyramid so he can explode the sun and harvest the Energon. That's how a REAL Transformer would do it. Pussy.
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ReeperTheSeeker
Joined: Aug 26 2007
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math is the most essential subject of all in education. If you suck at math then society will brand you for life. Chugging fossil fuel is the least of the kids problems, he need to stop wasting time with this Transformers crap and buckle down for his Advance Calculus class . . .
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I agree the father should be more concerned about this whole gasoline thing, like the moment the kid started to drink gasoline. You know, it's almost lead me to believe that the farther is retarded at math to, otherwise he would know THE MOMENT HIS SON WAS GETTING HIGH ON FUEL that the the increase in fuel ingested over the years by a growing boy coordinates with decreases math scores.
And i agree with Hawk, if this kid was a Transformers fan then he would know Energon would give him power. Kids today can't even get their fantasy logic right nowadays 
China, you continue to suck at being weirder then Japan.
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Lady_Satine
Title: Head of Lexian R&D
Joined: Oct 15 2005
Location: Metro area, Georgia
Posts: 7287
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| And i agree with Hawk, if this kid was a Transformers fan then he would know Energon would give him power. |
Either that or kissing girls around his age (just look up Transformers Kiss Players).
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Andrew Man
Title: Is a Funklord
Joined: Jan 30 2007
Location: Annandale, VA
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I am really quite shocked.
How can you drink so much gasoline over such an extended time and not die? Wow.
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TheRoboSleuth
Title: Sleuth Mark IV
Joined: Aug 08 2006
Location: The Gritty Future
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I'll probably kill the kid young. I don't feel well about this story.
Besides, robots don't drink gasoline, there's no room for some archaic cylinder engine in there.
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SoldierHawk
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Title: Warrior-Poet
Joined: Jan 15 2009
Location: San Diego, CA
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I am really quite shocked.
How can you drink so much gasoline over such an extended time and not die? Wow. |
That's actually a really good question. I don't think it mentioned exactly how much he drank at a time, so I guess if it was small enough doses, his body would have time to clear out the bad shit or whatever, I dunno. Good point though.
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Andrew Man
Title: Is a Funklord
Joined: Jan 30 2007
Location: Annandale, VA
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| Andrew Man wrote: |
I am really quite shocked.
How can you drink so much gasoline over such an extended time and not die? Wow. |
That's actually a really good question. I don't think it mentioned exactly how much he drank at a time, so I guess if it was small enough doses, his body would have time to clear out the bad shit or whatever, I dunno. Good point though. |
Be that as it may, gasoline burns if you get it on your exposed skin for long enough, I can only imagine the damage to his esophagus and stomach lining.
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3DS is very good, and Wii U!
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ReeperTheSeeker
Joined: Aug 26 2007
Posts: 2752
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| Andrew Man wrote: |
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| Andrew Man wrote: |
I am really quite shocked.
How can you drink so much gasoline over such an extended time and not die? Wow. |
That's actually a really good question. I don't think it mentioned exactly how much he drank at a time, so I guess if it was small enough doses, his body would have time to clear out the bad shit or whatever, I dunno. Good point though. |
Be that as it may, gasoline burns if you get it on your exposed skin for long enough, I can only imagine the damage to his esophagus and stomach lining. |
now that's heartburn 
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