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Lady_Satine
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PostPosted: Jul 19 2006 03:14 pm Reply with quote Back to top

http://www.nypost.com/gossip/pagesix/pagesix_u.htm

That only makes me want to see it more. Even if they screwed up and said it happens in Long Island.


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PostPosted: Jul 19 2006 03:38 pm Reply with quote Back to top

I can see where Siegel is coming from. In some sense it does sound extremely disrepectful and admittedly the whole industry that specializes in "that" is disgusting.

Yet after the "Dogma" and "J&SB Strike Back" controversies, I'm skeptical of anyone attacking Smith's films. Usually he has good reason to say what he does in his films, or at least he's making a point and has the bigot character saying his crude material. I reserve judgement until Friday when I see it at the stoners' theater.

Can't wait for Darth Randal to blast that flick on the internet though - neheh. Cool


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PostPosted: Jul 22 2006 02:31 pm Reply with quote Back to top

I have no idea what you guys are talking about since that link has changed and now has nothing to do with Clerks II, but having seen it last night, I can tell you that it's fucking hilarious. Beastiality..er..I mean "inter-species erotica" is involved.


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Lady_Satine
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PostPosted: Jul 22 2006 07:21 pm Reply with quote Back to top

I saw it last night too. You can't taste racism!


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PostPosted: Jul 22 2006 11:45 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Just came back from it. Outstandingly good. Funny and touching - just like a good Smith film should be. Loved it. Made me feel old though Shocked


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PostPosted: Jul 23 2006 10:54 am Reply with quote Back to top

Tebor wrote:
Just came back from it. Outstandingly good. Funny and touching - just like a good Smith film should be. Loved it. Made me feel old though Shocked

This is good news. I'm going to see it tonight and have been a little worried about it after Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back. I'll keep my fingers crossed, but a thumbs up from forum members here bodes well.


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PostPosted: Jul 23 2006 02:46 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Kubo wrote:
...have been a little worried about it after Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back.

Yeah, 'Clerks II' is definitely not a live action cartoon this time around. It's grimy, old, and lived in. For example, Mooby's actually looks like a real fast food joint. The paint's faded, the floor is dirty, etc. It's not shiny, plastic-y, or all around new looking like it was in 'Dogma' or 'Strike Back'.

Okay, there's a couple of cartoony moments, but what's a Smith film without these moments? Like Silent Bob sailing through the air of a mall, or Banky throwing trashcans through comic book store windows, or rubber poop monsters?


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PostPosted: Jul 23 2006 10:42 pm Reply with quote Back to top

I hate to say it, but there was a certain moment that reminded me of one of Drew Carey's old standby routines from his sitcom (those who saw it probably know what part I mean).


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PostPosted: Jul 24 2006 10:12 pm Reply with quote Back to top

I had my doubts about the movie... the trailer was horribly cut.

The movie was great though. Second best use of Soul Asylum ever.
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PostPosted: Jul 24 2006 11:43 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Syd Lexia wrote:
Second best use of Soul Asylum ever.

I'll bite, what's the first?


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PostPosted: Jul 25 2006 12:38 am Reply with quote Back to top

I thought the movie felt more like a rewriting of the first than a sequel and was sorta lacking in funny jokes (and the repeated jokes too much), but I wouldn't say it was bad at least.


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PostPosted: Jul 25 2006 01:10 am Reply with quote Back to top

It was a fun movie, I really enjoyed it. But ya gotta admit, compared to the first, Clerks II is nothin'.
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PostPosted: Jul 25 2006 03:41 am Reply with quote Back to top

Sock wrote:
It was a fun movie, I really enjoyed it. But ya gotta admit, compared to the first, Clerks II is nothin'.

Nah, I disagree. I actually like the second more than the first. The message and emotional drama is better than the first (no kidding, that's a given). It's a more mature film. But mostly, seeing Dante and Randal at a particularly vulnerable point in their lives was quite poignant.

We've seen Dante and Randal in the first Clerks - basically a bunch of kids that don't know what they're doing with their lives.
Then again in the animated show - Cartoony counterparts of themselves making fun of the sitcom format.
Comic Book and Music Video - Just mentioning these for completeness sake.
In Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back - More of the same, but mostly Dante barely doing anything and Randal making his grand live action reappearance in a View Askew film (besides his brief cameo in Dogma).
There's also "The Flying Car" - which in all their appearances was the closest thing to a Clerk's sequel we ever got.

"Clerks II" feels like a true sequel, because the characters have not only grown since the first film (or any of the other times we saw them), but make another significant growth by the end of the film. It's not another "Lethal Weapon" where Riggs and Murtaugh are still alive by the end of the movie.

In terms of humor, Clerks was never the funniest Smith flick for me. I might be biased to the "Clerks II" humor because it's fresh Smith after I've watched so many of his works over and over again. Were little things like his Star Wars debate in Clerks better than the SW vs. LOTR skit in II? Yeah, but it still works.

And, hey, I actually have "The Snowball Effect" playing on the desktop RIGHT NOW as I'm typing this, so I know what is meant when people call "Clerks." a classic. It has many moments we can separate and reference and be hahaha... but those things take time, IMO. Clerks has been out for 12 years, of course its seeped into pop culture, but in another 12 years, I bet Smith fans will be referencing this new film as often as his other films (except probably "Jersey Girl" due to lack of referencable, standalone humor).

I'm also going to have to disagree with Jeebus on the rewriting. But I kinda know what he means, but compared to most rewritten sequels (Another 48 hrs.) it is far, far, far from being recycled or rehashed.

I haven't seen many comedies this summer... because they all look like crap... Click, Dupree, Break Up, Super Ex-Girlfriend, etc... I can easily say "Clerks II" is the best comedy of the summer... Fuck it, it's also the best dramedy or drama of the summer too. Not quite the best action or documentary film, but we'll work on that for next time.

Now to wait for "Snakes on a Plane".

And out of curosity - how does "Clerks II" rank up with you?
Tebor's View Askew Ranking (films NOT directed by Kevin Smith included):
Dogma
Chasing Amy
Clerks II
Mallrats
Vulgar
Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back
Clerks
Jeresy Girl
A Better Place
Drawing Flies
And Good Will Hunting (though not View Askew) could probably be thrown up there for fun.


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PostPosted: Jul 25 2006 11:43 am Reply with quote Back to top

Tebor wrote:
I'll bite, what's the first?

The video for "Runaway Train".
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PostPosted: Jul 25 2006 11:52 am Reply with quote Back to top

Tebor wrote:

And out of curosity - how does "Clerks II" rank up with you?

I haven't seen Jersey Girl, Vulgar, A Better Place, or Drawing Flies, so I won't rank those. But here's my ranking:

Clerks
Dogma
Mallrats

You know what, nevermind. I enjoyed Chasing Amy the least, and the other 5 are all too close to call.
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PostPosted: Jul 25 2006 08:23 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back is my favorite. Only one I've bothered to buy. Maybe because I'm not a die hard Kevin Smith fan, I don't know. Just found it hilarious with a lot of great one liners - plus Eliza Dushku is always good to look at.
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PostPosted: Jul 29 2006 12:10 am Reply with quote Back to top

Eliza is very nice to look at, she's the reason I started watching Buffy. As for the movie, I loved it. Randal's "taking it back" lol. That whole scene was great, a white guy actually walked out of the theater during that scene, I guess to laugh lol. Random question because I've talked to people who didn't want to laugh during that scene, why? I don't know what was so wrong with it, I'm black and all my friends are white and they say things like that all the time, what was so bad about it.

(All are in my Top 15)
1. Dogma
2. Clerks
3. Chasing Amy
4. Clerks 2
5. Mallrats
6. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back


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PostPosted: Jul 31 2006 08:23 pm Reply with quote Back to top

A few quick notes from me.

-I thought the movie was funny, but the writing took absoultely zero effort and relied almost completely on shock/disgusting humor. Don't get me wrong, i'm all about that shit and thought the movie was really funny...but is it actually a good movie? I thought with enough money and vulgar people anyone could've really done that.

-Oh and everyone except for Rosario Dawson are pretty mediocre to bad actors...not that it really mattered to the movie.

-The annoying kid was a pretty bad character but was good for some cheap laughs.

-Jay was really funny in tthis movie.

-The whole scene where Daunte or however you spell his name is staring at the little girl in the window...I know it was supposed to be like a nice moment where he realizes shit...but all i could think of was how creepy he looked gazing at her like a pedophile.

-Did you guys see the preview for the witch kid movie that looks totally wildly rediculous(ly awful)?
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PostPosted: Jul 31 2006 11:21 pm Reply with quote Back to top

JWcolour wrote:
-I thought the movie was funny, but the writing took absoultely zero effort and relied almost completely on shock/disgusting humor. Don't get me wrong, i'm all about that shit...

...

JWcolour wrote:
The whole scene where Daunte or however you spell his name is staring at the little girl in the window...I know it was supposed to be like a nice moment where he realizes shit...but all i could think of was how creepy he looked gazing at her like a pedophile.

I was joking about that with the group I went with. It was kinda creepy. But not nearly as creepy after you've seen Vulgar. Matter of fact, Brian O'Halloran gives another creepy look and laugh to a small child in Vulgar. It's in the trailer if you're curious to compare notes.

BTW, it is Dante after "Dante's Inferno", Dante Alighieri, or "The Divine Comedy". Originally Clerks was separated into the nine levels of Hell, but Smith thought it was too 'on the nose', so he changed them to words out of the dictionary.


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PostPosted: Aug 01 2006 12:51 am Reply with quote Back to top

Yeah I was going to guess it was Dante... But I like Daunte Culpepper better...

Recently took classes on Renaissance Literature and we focused alot on The Decameron among other things which has alot of reference to Alighieri's stuff. I'm sounding gay now though so later.
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PostPosted: Aug 01 2006 02:05 am Reply with quote Back to top

JWcolour wrote:
Recently took classes on Renaissance Literature and we focused alot on The Decameron among other things which has alot of reference to Alighieri's stuff. I'm sounding gay now though so later.

How the heck did that sound gay? Shocked


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PostPosted: Aug 01 2006 10:21 am Reply with quote Back to top

JWcolour wrote:
The annoying kid was a pretty bad character but was good for some cheap laughs.

Honestly, I thought Elias had a lot of the best lines in the movie. Also, pretty much all of the interactions between him and Randall were fucking hilarious. The only thing I didn't like was towards the end when Elias started (spoiler)ing while the guy was (spoiler)ing the (spoiler). That was nasty.

JWcolour wrote:
The whole scene where Dante or however you spell his name is staring at the little girl in the window...I know it was supposed to be like a nice moment where he realizes shit...but all i could think of was how creepy he looked gazing at her like a pedophile

Agreed.
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PostPosted: Aug 01 2006 01:01 pm Reply with quote Back to top

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Syd Lexia wrote:
The only thing I didn't like was towards the end when Elias started (spoiler)ing while the guy was (spoiler)ing the (spoiler).

No one can ever live up to the awesomeness which is Judge 'Hamilton' Reinhold. Although I guess he didn't s*spoiler*k to an act of i*spoil-er*s e*spoiler*a, but rather that *spoil-surround*: "Mrs Film or Checking".


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PostPosted: Aug 03 2006 01:18 am Reply with quote Back to top

Tebor wrote:
JWcolour wrote:
Recently took classes on Renaissance Literature and we focused alot on The Decameron among other things which has alot of reference to Alighieri's stuff. I'm sounding gay now though so later.

How the heck did that sound gay? Shocked


Oh you didn't hear?

Smart is the new gay.
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