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Posted: Jun 06 2008 12:28 pm

Me, I'm sick of Fantasy movies. It's just the same thing over and over. It's made me come to realize how gay the general concept is. I might fall back in love with it if there were a project that crossed it with the Crime Story genre. You?

Joined: Feb 24 2006 Posts: 2578

I'm sick of movies. They're all the same -- a sequence of consecutive pictures of objects photographed in motion and displayed on a screen by a projector in such rapid succession as to give the illusion of natural movement. Clearly they were created by homosexuals.

Maybe if they were shown out of sequence in refrigerators and featured a giant sock monkey. In space. Then I'd consider lending motion pictures my temporary approval.

Posted: Jun 06 2008 12:42 pm

God, what genres aren't I sick of? Well, I hate the street racing movies, though thankfully we seem to be past that trend, I hate the comedy movie where the guy gets the girl, loses her over a misunderstanding and then wins her back by the end, I hate Asian horror movies remade for Americans, I hate most fantasy movies out in recent years, I know LOTR was big fellas, but that doesn't mean every fantasy novel published in the last 300 years would make a good movie.

Posted: Jun 06 2008 01:01 pm

Nice Dark Maze, love the homophobe comment. And let us not forget John Waters who has made countless funny, strange, kick ass movies.

I am sick of period movies, especially the 17 or 1800's ones.

Posted: Jun 06 2008 01:59 pm

Scheduled for a 2010 release:

And I'm not sick of any genre. I obviously prefer some to others, but I'm too afraid of possibly missing out on a great movie to refuse to watch a flick because of its genre.

Posted: Jun 06 2008 02:06 pm

im sick of romatic comedies. the ones w/hugh grant and/or sandra bullock.

knocked up was considered a romantic comedy, but i felt it had more comedy than romance, so i ended up liking it.

i really am getting tired of dramas about women (i.e. georgia rule et. al.)

Joined: Feb 24 2006 Posts: 2578

Tyop wrote:

Scheduled for a 2010 release:

Holy crap I'm sold! Very Happy

Posted: Jun 06 2008 02:23 pm

The hard part will be to convince theaters to show the movie in refrigerators. Wink

Posted: Jun 06 2008 02:32 pm

Parody "films". Date Movie, Epic Movie, the straight to DVD sports movie parady that I forget the name of and now Meet the Spartans. Some of the Scary Movies were ok(well the first one was solid and 3 was funny when I was younger). But I keep seeing the commercial for Meet The Spartans and am wondering how in hell this movie got a theatre release?

Joined: Aug 26 2007 Posts: 2752

I'm getting tired of comic book movies. I'm not saying that their all bad but Hollywood has been hammering this since the first spider-man. Plus, a good percent of movies in planing right now are going to be Comic Book 'based' and i can see that only 50% of them may have a chance to be successful.

And movies with Will Ferrell. Slobberknocker!

He was funny during his SNL days but every movies he's been in features him yelling like a howler monkey or acting like a man child. Seriously, enough is enough.

And what is so goddamn funny about Steven Carell? His 'awkward' comedy is like Ben Stiller, dull and retard. I know the fans of "the Office" are going to get pissy, but Carell is not funny. There is only one reason i would watch 'Get Smart', and that reason is Anne Hathaway.

I miss the old school SNL gang, their humor surpasses this new generation. Evil

Joined: Feb 16 2008 Posts: 832

I'm tired of the generic vulgar comedies. Knocked up, What fanboys is becoming, (for shame!), superbad.
I'm also tired of the fantasy movies that follow the plot of "heroes band together [filler] sexy female characters [filler] badguy is defeated"

Posted: Jun 06 2008 03:51 pm

I never cared dor anything ala you got served, fucking dancing movies wtf.

Joined: Feb 16 2008 Posts: 832

You got Served is a cinema masterpiece

dawg.

Posted: Jun 06 2008 05:13 pm

Will Ferrell is fucking awesome, Steve Carell (SP?) is funny as well. Some people like Schtick, some people like Sarcasm, others like storys, comedy is a wide ranged taste. So I guess you can hate Will & Steve, but without him Oldschool would have been blah! and 40 year old virgin would have been quite different me thinks. Paul Rudd is funny as FUCK too. IMO.

Posted: Jun 06 2008 05:38 pm

Douche McCallister wrote:

Paul Rudd is funny as FUCK too. IMO.

Paul Rudd is fucking awesome. He's been my favorite actor out of the Frat Pack bunch ever since I saw him in Clueless.

Posted: Jun 06 2008 06:18 pm

Personally I don't like those CG style animated movies and they seem to crank one out every 3 months. They just are the most retarded way to make a movie IMO.

Posted: Jun 06 2008 06:26 pm

I'm of anything movie that is made to cater to the 13-24 demographic, that sells itself as extreme, hip, or cool.

You know who you are.

Posted: Jun 06 2008 06:38 pm

Knyte wrote:

I'm of anything movie that is made to cater to the 13-24 demographic, that sells itself as extreme, hip, or cool.

You know who you are.

Movies intended to cater to ANY demographic intentionally, and not subsequently.

Posted: Jun 06 2008 06:55 pm

ReeperTheSeeker wrote:

I'm getting tired of comic book movies. I'm not saying that their all bad but Hollywood has been hammering this since the first spider-man. Plus, a good percent of movies in planing right now are going to be Comic Book 'based' and i can see that only 50% of them may have a chance to be successful.

And movies with Will Ferrell. Slobberknocker!

He was funny during his SNL days but every movies he's been in features him yelling like a howler monkey or acting like a man child. Seriously, enough is enough.

And what is so goddamn funny about Steven Carell? His 'awkward' comedy is like Ben Stiller, dull and retard. I know the fans of "the Office" are going to get pissy, but Carell is not funny. There is only one reason i would watch 'Get Smart', and that reason is Anne Hathaway.

I miss the old school SNL gang, their humor surpasses this new generation. Evil

For Carell it's all about perspective, some people think he's hilarious, some people don't. Just like you think Anne Hathaway is super sexy while I find her mildly attractive.

Posted: Jun 06 2008 06:57 pm

Blackout Boy wrote:

I never cared dor anything ala you got served, fucking dancing movies wtf.

I had a former "friend" sit and actualy tell me they thought Step Up 2 was better than No Country For Old Men. She is no longer among us.

Posted: Jun 06 2008 08:06 pm

anorexorcist wrote:

Blackout Boy wrote:

I never cared dor anything ala you got served, fucking dancing movies wtf.

I had a former "friend" sit and actualy tell me they thought Step Up 2 was better than No Country For Old Men. She is no longer among us.

you should've kicked her in the pooooosy

Posted: Jun 06 2008 08:15 pm

She's kind of fucking CRAZY. Pot head, engaged at 16 taking care of her boyfriends baby, big slut gets her friend to stab people that piss her and her boyfriend off(luckily he is in jail now for a SECOND MURDER!). She didn't used to be crazy, and other than buying some SNES games off her i probably won't talk to her again.

Posted: Jun 06 2008 08:17 pm

anorexorcist wrote:

She's kind of fucking CRAZY. Pot head, engaged at 16 taking care of her boyfriends baby, big slut gets her friend to stab people that piss her and her boyfriend off(luckily he is in jail now for a SECOND MURDER!). She didn't used to be crazy, and other than buying some SNES games off her i probably won't talk to her again.

Tish and Val? This Is A Joke

Posted: Jun 06 2008 09:28 pm

This statement >> big slut is totally ruined by this one >>
gets her friend to stab people that piss her and her boyfriend off... Sad

Posted: Jun 06 2008 10:10 pm

You wanna be #3 Douche?