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Tebor
Moderator
Title: Master of the Universe
Joined: Aug 22 2005
Location: Gotham City
Posts: 6088
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Wesley Snipes BLACK and IN JAIL FOR 3 YEARS!
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 "If you will not tell me, I will hurt people!!!" -Nuclear Man
"Do you hear? The alpha and the omega. Death and rebirth. And as you die, so will I be reborn!" - Skeletor
8341 unread forum updates since I left (2/7/14)... Uh-oh. |
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Mr. Bomberman
2009 Forum Champion
Title: (still) token black.
Joined: Jan 27 2006
Location: Home of the lost towers
Posts: 4543
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Trust me, I'm just as sad as you... Hopefully he gets out in 1 for good behavior. Snipes is my man.. No, he is the man.
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Ross Rifle
Title: Rock N Roll God
Joined: Oct 29 2006
Location: Chilliwack, BC
Posts: 4844
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The only black man to pull off flourescent blond hair...
Fuck, he'll be alright. They'll probably put him in solitary to protect the other inmates.
"SNIPES MUTHAFUCKA!"
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Knyte
2010 SLF Tag Champ*
Title: Curator Of The VGM
Joined: Nov 01 2006
Location: Here I am.
Posts: 6749
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Think of all the awesome films he will write with all that extra free time!
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Tebor
Moderator
Title: Master of the Universe
Joined: Aug 22 2005
Location: Gotham City
Posts: 6088
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| Knyte wrote: |
| Think of all the awesome films he will write with all that extra free time! |
Like what? Undisputed 3?
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"If you will not tell me, I will hurt people!!!" -Nuclear Man
"Do you hear? The alpha and the omega. Death and rebirth. And as you die, so will I be reborn!" - Skeletor
8341 unread forum updates since I left (2/7/14)... Uh-oh. |
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Valdronius
Moderator
Title: SydLexia COO
Joined: Aug 22 2005
Location: The Great White North
Posts: 4465
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Drop Zone 2
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| A Hispanic dude living in Arizona knows a lot of Latinas? That's fucking odd. |
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Syd Lexia
Site Admin
Title: Pop Culture Junkie
Joined: Jul 30 2005
Location: Wakefield, MA
Posts: 24886
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Has he actually been incarcerated yet? If not, I expect a fight. He'll be taking down pigs, U.S. Marshalls, and the National Guard Reserve like what in full Blade regalia. He'll be slashing motherfuckers with his samurai sword and throwing those badass spikey boomerang things.
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Duncan
Title: Misanthrope
Joined: May 18 2007
Posts: 78
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It's a shame he didn't take some of that cash from the Money Train and use it to pay his taxes....
I guess instead of Passanger 57 he'll be Inmate 157303. . .
Instead of a Murder at 1600, it's going to be a Rape in Cell Block A
It's okay though, eventually in the future Snipes will get out of prison, dye his hair blonde and wreck havock under the guise of Simone Pheonix.
Instead of reading The Art of War, he should check out The Art of Not Getting Sodomised in Prison . . .
Okay, I phoned the last one in, but still
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Cattivo
Joined: Apr 14 2006
Location: Lake Michigan
Posts: 3332
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| Has he actually been incarcerated yet? If not, I expect a fight. |
He's appealing the decision, so he's not in jail yet.
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Black Zarak
Title: Big Coffin Hunter
Joined: Feb 01 2006
Location: Phyrexia
Posts: 4098
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I came for the free blade, what is it a ginsu knife or something?
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REVIEWS, LEGOS, NONSENSE Check out Zarak's Barracks!
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TheRoboSleuth
Title: Sleuth Mark IV
Joined: Aug 08 2006
Location: The Gritty Future
Posts: 2739
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He should use that time to become even better at martial arts. Or to become mediocre at acting.
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FNJ
2010 SLF Tag Champ
Joined: Jun 07 2006
Posts: 12294
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I bet he wishes that he could freeze himself NOW and come back in the future
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