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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
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username
Title: owner of a lonely heart
Joined: Jul 06 2007
Location: phoenix, az usa
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Wow, thats nuts man. Um, yeah is the best response I could think of.
Fucking TX and their weirdos.
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I'll eat a turkey sandwich while blowing my load |
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
Posts: 10376
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Char Aznable
Title: Char Classic™
Joined: Jul 24 2006
Location: Robot Boombox HQ
Posts: 7542
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I'm not going to Texas, ever.
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Black Zarak
Title: Big Coffin Hunter
Joined: Feb 01 2006
Location: Phyrexia
Posts: 4098
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REVIEWS, LEGOS, NONSENSE Check out Zarak's Barracks!
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Lady_Satine
Title: Head of Lexian R&D
Joined: Oct 15 2005
Location: Metro area, Georgia
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Fix your image Zarak. And I remember reading a story a while back where Russians were consuming stuff like antibacterial hand lotion because they read alcohol was in it to disasterous results.
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Valdronius
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Title: SydLexia COO
Joined: Aug 22 2005
Location: The Great White North
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I once heard a story about a factory that used old pop bottles to catch industrial waste runoff. A worker accidently took a swig from the bottle and pretty well melted his face and throat.
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A Hispanic dude living in Arizona knows a lot of Latinas? That's fucking odd. |
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Kacen
Joined: Dec 18 2007
Location: Face 2 Face
Posts: 155
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The real question here is: Who the fuck could AFFORD to drink gasoline?
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username
Title: owner of a lonely heart
Joined: Jul 06 2007
Location: phoenix, az usa
Posts: 16127
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Klimbatize wrote: |
I'll eat a turkey sandwich while blowing my load |
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Char Aznable
Title: Char Classic™
Joined: Jul 24 2006
Location: Robot Boombox HQ
Posts: 7542
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Am I the only one who expected that to be a Phoenix Wright oriented newspaper?
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Bluey
Title: 99 Beserkers
Joined: Jul 18 2007
Location: Thirteenth Street
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That first news article. I see a lot of you saying that you're never going to Texas now, but I must say that I've never heard of anything like that happening around here (before). Maybe it's just all the crazies are in Fort Worth.
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ReeperTheSeeker
Joined: Aug 26 2007
Posts: 2752
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I saw an episode of Mythbusters where they proved that you can't light gasoline with a cigarette however they did prove that when a cigarette is in the mouth and air is passed through, the cigarette does get relitivly close to the ignition temp of gasoline.
So the guy must have had the cigarette in his mouth when he drank the gasoline. Just like the Kramer.
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JStrangiato
Title: El Hombre Strangiato
Joined: Jun 12 2007
Location: Texas
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Char Aznable wrote: |
I'm not going to Texas, ever. |
I should say, as a native Texan, that we're not all that nuts.
That being said, I'm surprised he didn't just shoot the guy. I mean, we're Texans, we use guns. It's practically a rule of nature.
(It should be noted that I'm being sarcastic, I don't own a gun.)
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Char Aznable
Title: Char Classic™
Joined: Jul 24 2006
Location: Robot Boombox HQ
Posts: 7542
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Then again, exploding meth labs are a problem in the seedier areas of my town, so maybe I shouldn't be talking.
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