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Posted: Jan 12 2008 04:13 pm

One of these past days, I declared that I would be the first to sell a fart in a jar on ebay. I guess I was too late: http://cgi.ebay.com/THE-ORIGINAL-FART-IN-A-JAR-NOT-A-CHEAP-IMITATION-FRESH_W0QQitemZ120207818394QQihZ002QQcategoryZ1469QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

That son-of-a-bitch! I would've used a more quality jar than that shit-ass salsa jar. Fuck me, again!

Joined: Aug 26 2007 Posts: 2752

yes, yes i would. But the 'fart in a jar' wouldn't be gas, but liquidized fart gas.

Imagine the lame puns you could do. Ex: your in an elivator with the fart jar and people look at you with contempt and your response would be "hey, it wasn't me, it was the jar!"

Posted: Jan 12 2008 11:50 pm

I lol'ed hardcore. Thank you for posting this.
And I voted "yes".

Posted: Jan 13 2008 03:12 am

no.

Posted: Jan 13 2008 03:56 am

ReeperTheSeeker wrote:

yes, yes i would. But the 'fart in a jar' wouldn't be gas, but liquidized fart gas.

Imagine the lame puns you could do. Ex: your in an elivator with the fart jar and people look at you with contempt and your response would be "hey, it wasn't me, it was the jar!"

Hmm, yes that would be better than that guy's lame "fart in a jar" Now I'm off to Ebay to see if anyone has bid on it yet.... Well now I'm back from checking out the bids, 0 bids so far. BUt wait, scroll down and read the question, it's fuckin funny.

P.S. I'm not the dude selling the fart in a jar.