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Posted: Oct 26 2007 10:22 pm

If I was the last boss of a video game, you could never beat me, idiot. Also, my boss fight music would be Ricky Don't Lose That Number by Steely Dan, because it's the best song ever written.

Posted: Oct 26 2007 10:42 pm

What if I used the cheat code that gave me unlimited lives and all weapons?

Posted: Oct 26 2007 10:45 pm

I would fall asleep fighting you because Steely Dan is adult contemporary easy listening bullshit.

Title: Got Mario sodomized Joined: Apr 13 2007 Posts: 78

If I was the last boss in a videogame, I would be that tank that Sigint had in that dream he tells you about in Metal Gear Solid 3, and I'd shoot my shit missiles at everything and it would all turn into shit. You couldn't win. My music would be the Bad News cover of Bohemian Rhapsody.

Posted: Oct 26 2007 11:15 pm

I would be a Jedi Dragon. I would use the Dragon Force. My theme would be Through the Fire and Flames.

Posted: Oct 26 2007 11:38 pm

My music would be "What is Love" by Haddaway. I would try to run you over with a car that I'm in along with Jim Carrey and Will Farrell.

Posted: Oct 27 2007 12:02 am

I would be in a chair in front og a fireplace facing away from you. Then I would turn slowly in my chair to reveal that I am really the boss you thought you beat in level 17. When you arrived at my chamber I would make you question everything you believe. For example:

“If you chose to come fight me based on your beliefs and your beliefs are not in your direct control, but were instilled upon you by those who sent you, do you really have free will?”

I would also read your memory card / hard drive, ala Psycho Mantis, and make fun of all the games you play, and get in depth based on where the save points in each are.

"Are you only here, because you suck at Halo 5, and get past the boss fight on level 8? It's easy, just wait until you hear the ping of the rocket launcher locking on you, and then do a backflip onto the ledge and use your sniper rifle to shoot the third eye on the boss. Do it 5 times, and BAM! End of level! Now, turn this off, go beat Halo 5, and then come back and we'll talk."*

(* If the player did this, then when they reloaded the game I am in, they will find the final boss room empty with a note that says, "I can't beleive you fell for that. While you went to beat Halo, I finished my plan, launched the nukes, took the money, and raped and murdered your girlfriend. Now I am long gone. Have fun explaining this to your bosses." And, then you get a GAME OVER screen.)

Posted: Oct 27 2007 12:49 am

If I were a last boss I'd be the Spanish Inquisition, because no one would expect me.

My showdown music would be Bob Dylan's "Like a Rolling Stone,"

Unorigional Monty Python refercnce and pointless, unrelated song ftw.

Posted: Oct 27 2007 12:54 am

Syd Lexia wrote:

I would fall asleep fighting you because Steely Dan is adult contemporary easy listening bullshit.

Wow, sounds like someone is a pussified, sissified FaggaBitch™ who can't handle the strain of fighting while listening to the best song ever?

Posted: Oct 27 2007 05:13 am

What about fighting to the worst song ever, "McAurther Park"?

Posted: Oct 27 2007 05:49 am

As a final boss, I take three stages to truly defeat. Before you can even begin I ask you to join me, and if you agree I kill you, cause you never agree to join forces with the boss.

First stage requires that you hit me in my masked robot head, while I shift back and forth into the shadows firing at you with my revolver.

Second part I've revealed my robotic self. All points are vulnerable, but I inflict damage on contact and move forward to collide with you. Memorize dodging patterns to win!

Third part is my ridiculous giant mutant robot form. Avoid a ridiculous amount of bullets and shoot me when I reveal my core to fire that giant fucking anime beam.

Music would be Leviathan by Yngvie Malmsteen or however you spell it. Its not the best song ever, but its pretentious, dramatic, and lacking in coherant words, making it perfect for boss fights.

Posted: Oct 27 2007 01:56 pm

If I were a boss my only weakness would be the item I drop in my second form, but since you can't beat the first form without it I am impossible. Just to insult you there is also a time limit while Macy Gray plays as the background music. If I dont kill you the sound of Macy Gray will most certainly lead you to try and kill yourself on purpose.

Posted: Oct 27 2007 02:06 pm

My theme song would be "you're the best around" by joe esposito. Or the Rocky training montage music. And I would have a quadrillion forms. Yes, a quadrillion.

Posted: Oct 27 2007 04:27 pm

I'd fight with my fists, then a sword. Then, I'd kill myself so you wouldn't get bragging rights over my corpse. Hah.
Theme song would probably be something by Pantera, Slayer, or Megadeth.

Joined: Oct 08 2007 Posts: 108

If you were a boss fight anyone, you couldn't have metal as your boss song. It would just compliment the badassness of your bossness. Instead you have to have music that completely is the opposite i.e. seize the day or something. That's the first song in my collection that isn't metal so...yeh. But you'd need the opposite to make it good and not somewhat redundant in a sense.

Posted: Oct 27 2007 06:49 pm

SORRY, I'M DEAD.

Posted: Oct 28 2007 09:46 pm

I'd send my army of Richard Nixon clones after you.

Posted: Oct 29 2007 06:43 pm

I wrote "SORRY I'M DEAD" for my MSN tagline once and a girl though I was gonna kill myself. I had some laughs that night!

Posted: Oct 30 2007 03:13 am

Hello my name is Bill Hicks, and I'm dead now.

Posted: Nov 09 2007 10:06 pm

If I was a final boss, I'd be Ronald's Magic Bag from M.C. Kids. I'd be annoying, completely out of left field, and have nothing really to do with the gameplay in any other portion of the game.

But no one could say that the other bosses in the game were harder to defeat, more fun to battle, or more imaginative, being that I'd be the only boss in the game. I'd be accountable to no-one.

That's why I'd be Ronald's Magic Bag.

Posted: Nov 10 2007 12:14 am

tomrussell wrote:

That's why I'd be Ronald's Magic Bag.

That sounds like the title to a porn film.

Posted: Nov 10 2007 09:52 pm

Knyte wrote:

tomrussell wrote:

That's why I'd be Ronald's Magic Bag.

That sounds like the title to a porn film.

Few things in these forums make me laugh out loud, but I did get a good chuckle out of that.

Posted: Nov 10 2007 09:52 pm

I'd have to go with ten 8 armed hammer bros on meth hiding behind one of those gun wall things from contra. Blind Guardian would provide the soundtrack.

Posted: Nov 28 2007 09:50 pm

I would be Trogdor the burninator! Nobody can defeat me for I will burnanate them from 10 levels away. I also got a catchy theme song built into the name. People would be so bosesed with getting to be they would never stop playing. The song has subliminal messages built into it that tell you not to stop playing all the way to level 5, if you live past that the music gets louder and tells you to lock the doors, light the room on fire and keep playing. Then TROGDOR WINS!!