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Posted: Oct 05 2009 09:58 am

I don't listen to ANYTHING with a "readable" logo or words i can hear or understand.
Anything that can be found in a record store is both comercial & gay (gay as in bad gay, not regular gay).
I don't listen to bands signed by Jewish record labels.
Anything from Norway, The Philippines, Japan, Austria, Belgum, Singapore, Brazil, & Mexico gets automatic WINS b/c those countries don't make gay music.
Killing animals on-stage is a selling point.
Any band that's either not allowed to play in the U.S. or refuses to play in the U.S. over "principles" is automatic WIN.
I'm not at all bothered by bands that are clearly anti-semetic, so long as they're not overtly racist.
I highly approve ov bands whose members have been convicted ov church arson.
The MORE fucking bullets, the BETTER!
Except for his racist/political ideals, i largely agree with Varg Vikernes
Secretly, i wish Slipknot weren't so goddamn popular, that way I could like them in public.
ALL Power Metal is gay, no matter what.
Heavy Metal is [generally] Satanic music, & many bands just haven't gotten the memo yet.
I find myself highly suspect ov any band that's been on the cover ov Metal Maniacs.
Once a band starts "selling out" shows, i feel this is a turning point for the worst.
I'm a sucker for any band that wears huge spikes/nails, corpsepaint, & decorates their stage with dead animal parts.
Unless it's by a GORE/Grind/Death Metal band, i usually look right over any album cover that isn't black & white.
I don't trust Black Metal bands that don't have inverted crosses or pentagrams in their logos.
GASMASKS ARE THE NEW FUCKING SKULLS!
NO tolerance for band members who smile!
NO band shall have a member with short hair - long or bald only!
South-East Asia is the next hotbed for Extremist Metal.
Unless you're old-school/retro-Thrash, NO blue jeans allowed!
There's no such thing as "too many spikes".
"Banned in 42 countries" isn't nearly as significant as "limited to 666 hand-numbered copies".
Two words: PORNO-GRIND!
Photo-shoots in cemetaries NEVER gets old.
Yeah, they DO suck now... but i'm still keeping my Cradle ov Filth "Jesus is a Cunt" shirt.
Only BRUTAL/WAR METAL is allowed to be made in Canada.
For future reference: less Rap/Core. more Noise/Industrial.
Underground bands are allowed to be as disgusting, offensive, & over the top (OTT) as they want.
MOTORHEAD did a sold-out show here in Portland tonight - with Reverend Horton Heat & (wait for it) Nashville Pussy... MOTORHEAD officially suck

Posted: Oct 05 2009 10:19 am

I can't tell if this a humorous list, or if you really believe these things. Since you back pedaled on any references to racial or ethnic bashing. I mean:

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I'm not at all bothered by bands that are clearly anti-semetic, so long as they're not overtly racist.

What the fuck? You have no problems with anti-jewish bands as long as their not racist? WTF!?! That doesn't make sense! That's like saying your a vegitarian while you're eating a steak.

Posted: Oct 05 2009 10:25 am

Knyte wrote:

I can't tell if this a humorous list, or if you really believe these things. Since you back pedaled on any references to racial or ethnic bashing. I mean:

Quote:

I'm not at all bothered by bands that are clearly anti-semetic, so long as they're not overtly racist.

What the fuck? You have no problems with anti-jewish bands as long as their not racist? WTF!?! That doesn't make sense! That's like saying your a vegitarian while you're eating a steak.

I AM A VEGITARIAN, HOW DID YOU KNOW!?!?!?!!?!?

Actually, it's all just "entertainment" to me. I enjoy hearing bullshit spew out of the mouths of these cretins that call themselves "muscians".

It's an oxymoron. Do you belive?

Title: Titlating Joined: Dec 17 2007 Posts: 5042

Damn you are cool. I like you in a good gay way, or is it a bad gay way?

Joined: Apr 09 2008 Location: Pennsylvania Posts: 3112

I LISTEN TO CANNIBAL CORPSE.

Posted: Oct 05 2009 01:38 pm

DISTURBED IS THE SHIT IM TELLIN YA AS IS THE REST OF NU METAL.

Title: Cat of Ulthar Joined: Oct 01 2009 Posts: 93

Whether the list is serious or not, it is hilarious, because it does sum up the way a lot of the "metalheads" are today. I can't stand it when I tell someone I love stuff like Sabbath and Priest, and they say things like: "Oh, they're not metal anymore. They're just hard rock." Another thing is the whole macho, alpha male mentality a lot of these bands seem to have nowadays sung over farty, detuned guitars with that annoying blast beat drumming. Yeah, I don't care too much for the way the genre is today.

Joined: Apr 09 2008 Location: Pennsylvania Posts: 3112

Ba'al wrote:

DISTURBED IS THE SHIT IM TELLIN YA AS IS THE REST OF NU METAL.

FUCK YOU I ONLY LISTEN TO CANNIBAL CORPSE.

Posted: Oct 05 2009 03:21 pm

Freakofnature wrote:

Some stupid copypasta about how I only like Br00tal /\/\3+4Lz

Congratulations, also black metal is stupid and Gaahl stinks.

Posted: Oct 05 2009 04:15 pm

Considering as how this dude just joined today and his title is "Trollpwn3r", I think we can assume he's just looking to start shit. After all, how could you use "suck" and "Motorhead" in the same sentence?

Also:

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Anything from...Japan...gets automatic WINS b/c those countries don't make gay music.

He's right, you know.

Posted: Oct 07 2009 01:24 pm

So much *facepalm, yet so much LOLZ

Posted: Oct 07 2009 02:21 pm

This thread, the Toby Keith thread, and the Obama conspiracy thread make me weep for the state of the forums. Sad

Posted: Oct 07 2009 02:47 pm

Syd needs to hurry up and get out of work. It's really annoying needing to lock every thread this asshole makes since I can't ban him on my own.