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				here,ill give you a little taste of every harry potter book
 harry:well,its about time to go back to hogwarts. WOAAAH,something wacky and unexpected slows us down so we just barley get here on time! CRAZY!
 
 Dumbeldore: Welcome back to school. meet our new teacher to replace the old evil one. im pretty sure this one isnt evil at all!
 
 dumbeldore: oh no,Somethings up at hogwarts. this seems to happen every year,yet i dont have a fucking clue who it could be?
 
 -some boring insignificant shit happens,and then theres a quiddich game-
 
 Dumbledore: FUCK! it was Voldamort this whole time! i cant believe we didnt fucking see this coming,even tho the same thing happens every year! how tricky and powerful he is!
 
 Harry,ron and hermirone: oops we got into some trouble at the school,but we went ahead and kept being little pricks and somehow Stumbled on voldamorts plan! i guess its time to go fight him or some shit!
 
 Harry: Oh nooo something unexpected has seperated me from ron and hermirone ill have to fight voldamort all on my own!
 
 -long and dragged out fighting scene where harry beats voldamort on a whim-
 
 everybody: everythings back to normal! yay!
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