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Syd Lexia
Site Admin
Title: Pop Culture Junkie
Joined: Jul 30 2005
Location: Wakefield, MA
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JoshWoodzy
Joined: May 22 2008
Location: Goshen, VA
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The Y can't metroid crawl one was almost certainly a troll, people on 4chan have been calling Samus "Metroid" forever. The rest were innocent and dumb enough to be believable though.
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i'll_bite_your_ear
Title: Distillatoria
Joined: Jun 09 2010
Location: van down by the river
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I wonder how they play Tetris.
"Oh my god the lines keep disappearing, the game is glitching up!!!11"
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JohnnyBenz
Title: The nip killer
Joined: Feb 08 2013
Location: Northeast MS
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I make my kids play the old school shit. What's crazy is they actually like it!
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Ky-Guy
Title: Obscure Nintendo Gamer
Joined: Jul 19 2006
Location: Michigan
Posts: 1418
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Ha! If only they know to get the morph ball. XD
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| Syd Lexia wrote: |
| iPhone games are what you play when you can't get at actual games. You know, like how sometimes alcoholics drink mouthwash. |
| Lexiabot9000 wrote: |
| Your love life will be happy and harmonious if you stick to masturbating. |
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slapolakinkaido
Title: Illegitimate Son of God
Joined: Jul 14 2009
Posts: 1565
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Why can't Link jump? Seriously, in the first Zelda game Link can't jump! Must be a glitch.
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The Opponent
Title: Forum Battle WINNER
Joined: Feb 24 2010
Location: The Danger Zone
Posts: 3495
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| I make my kids play the old school shit. What's crazy is they actually like it! |
I took this photo last January. It's one of my favorites.
Also, last month a local library hosted a gaming day where people set up a bunch of consoles and computer systems in a spare room, some of which were old 386s. Some kids actually had a time with the DOS and Windows 3.1 games.
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I'm not a bad enough dude, but I am an edgy little shit. I'll do what I can. |
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Fighter_McWarrior
Title: Gun of Brixton
Joined: Jun 05 2011
Location: Down by the River
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I only really got stuck on one part in Brinstar, but it had me stuck for years until I could look up an online guide. Basically, there's a section where you have to use the run button to move across a crumbling platform. Easy enough, if you know that the run button exists in the first place. But my family had a video store and bought used games to rent out, so I had no manual, and the game kind of trusts you to have read the manual to figure out the controls.
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Yo te querda oh ma corazón
Oh ma corazón, oh ma corazón" - The Clash, Spanish Bombs |
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The Opponent
Title: Forum Battle WINNER
Joined: Feb 24 2010
Location: The Danger Zone
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The manual is in the Home menu. These kids have no excuse.
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I'm not a bad enough dude, but I am an edgy little shit. I'll do what I can. |
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slapolakinkaido
Title: Illegitimate Son of God
Joined: Jul 14 2009
Posts: 1565
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| JohnnyBenz wrote: |
| I make my kids play the old school shit. What's crazy is they actually like it! |
I took this photo last January. It's one of my favorites.
Also, last month a local library hosted a gaming day where people set up a bunch of consoles and computer systems in a spare room, some of which were old 386s. Some kids actually had a time with the DOS and Windows 3.1 games. |
All right, the old school (blue collar) games are coming back! Probably because no one can afford the newer shit in this economy.
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Lasher
Title: an horse
Joined: Feb 26 2012
Posts: 170
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| The-Excel wrote: |
| JohnnyBenz wrote: |
| I make my kids play the old school shit. What's crazy is they actually like it! |
I took this photo last January. It's one of my favorites.
Also, last month a local library hosted a gaming day where people set up a bunch of consoles and computer systems in a spare room, some of which were old 386s. Some kids actually had a time with the DOS and Windows 3.1 games. |
Not only does that Atari, the television, its table and couch give me flashbacks of my younger gaming years... that carpet gives me flashbacks of my not-quite-as-young acid taking years.
Are those arcade machines in the background? It's like my first introduction to weed all over again.
Is it weird that retro gaming and drug taking are so deeply linked in my psyche?
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