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Douche McCallister
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Title: DOO-SHAY
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Me and my buddy got in to a dispute. If you could have any power you could think of, what would it be. It has to be one single power and cannot be a combination of multiple powers. I choose to control time. I explain how it is the ultimate power ever and he proclaimed that being physically invincible is.
Obviously I am right. Cause I could just freeze time and strap him to a rocket bound for space and he wouldnt even know it. So I thought I would bring this up hear because it was a very funny and in depth conversation.
What would your special power be and why?
As I stated I would be able to control time. Not only would I have an endless supply of money, playing poker and stealing old ladies purses, but I could survive anything being able to go back and forth through time. I.E. the ultimate power.
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Knyte
2010 SLF Tag Champ*
Title: Curator Of The VGM
Joined: Nov 01 2006
Location: Here I am.
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The power to become etherial.
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Valdronius
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Title: SydLexia COO
Joined: Aug 22 2005
Location: The Great White North
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Even if you can control time, someone can still knife you in your sleep, or shoot you in the head.
I choose to be liquid metal.
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A Hispanic dude living in Arizona knows a lot of Latinas? That's fucking odd. |
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Douche McCallister
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Title: DOO-SHAY
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Valdronius wrote: |
Even if you can control time, someone can still knife you in your sleep, or shoot you in the head.
I choose to be liquid metal. |
They Could but being able to control time, I could freeze time go to sleep and when I wake up I could unfreeze it. Or if that doesn't seem rational, lol, I could just freeze time and sleep in an overhead compartment.
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Knyte
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Title: Curator Of The VGM
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Let me change that:
To become incorporeal at will.
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TheRoboSleuth
Title: Sleuth Mark IV
Joined: Aug 08 2006
Location: The Gritty Future
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Valdronius wrote: |
Even if you can control time, someone can still knife you in your sleep, or shoot you in the head.
I choose to be liquid metal. |
(and so, valdronious spills into a puddle of liquid metal. Hours later, some loser he knows comes along and steps in it, and thinks someone cracked open the worlds largest thermometer)
Time manipulation is good. Personally, flight would be pretty nice, assuming I could see while flying, and survive sudden changes in elevation and lack of oxygen. Ya know, superman flying. I'm not a greedy person.
For practicality mind reading is a nasty choice. Mind control is better.
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Lady_Satine
Title: Head of Lexian R&D
Joined: Oct 15 2005
Location: Metro area, Georgia
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Cryokinesis (the kind where you can withstand cold temperatures without stuff like frostbite, numbness, etc.)
Ah yes, mind reading...we've seen how well that works for someone on Heroes.
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 "Life is a waste of time. Time is a waste of life. Get wasted all the time, and you'll have the time of your life!" |
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Morphine Jim
Title: A True Gentleman
Joined: Jan 27 2007
Location: UK
Posts: 66
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The power to re-arrange matter.
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lavalarva
2011 SNES Champ
Joined: Dec 04 2006
Posts: 1929
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The power to shift gravity's direction so you can walk on ceilings.
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Cattivo
Joined: Apr 14 2006
Location: Lake Michigan
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It's a toss up between invisibility, super speed, pyrokinesis, and electrokinesis. Out of the four it would probably be invisibility. Who doesn't want to spy on women or steal money unseen?
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Rycona
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Title: The Maestro
Joined: Nov 01 2005
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lordsathien wrote: |
Cryokinesis (the kind where you can withstand cold temperatures without stuff like frostbite, numbness, etc.). |
Cryokinesis would be more along the lines of a projectile ice attack.
Cryo = ice ; Kinesis = movement
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Super power? I don't know. Probably the power to read minds when I wanted to, not whenever anyone around me thought something like What Women Want.
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Sock
Title: Master Fornicator
Joined: Mar 12 2006
Location: The Skies Above
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The Force.
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Lady_Satine
Title: Head of Lexian R&D
Joined: Oct 15 2005
Location: Metro area, Georgia
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Rycona wrote: |
lordsathien wrote: |
Cryokinesis (the kind where you can withstand cold temperatures without stuff like frostbite, numbness, etc.). |
Cryokinesis would be more along the lines of a projectile ice attack.
Cryo = ice ; Kinesis = movement |
I was basically just thinkign of Iceman's entire powers suite.
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 "Life is a waste of time. Time is a waste of life. Get wasted all the time, and you'll have the time of your life!" |
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Rycona
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Title: The Maestro
Joined: Nov 01 2005
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lordsathien wrote: |
Rycona wrote: |
lordsathien wrote: |
Cryokinesis (the kind where you can withstand cold temperatures without stuff like frostbite, numbness, etc.). |
Cryokinesis would be more along the lines of a projectile ice attack.
Cryo = ice ; Kinesis = movement |
I was basically just thinkign of Iceman's entire powers suite. |
Understood.
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Valdronius
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Title: SydLexia COO
Joined: Aug 22 2005
Location: The Great White North
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lavalarva wrote: |
The power to shift gravity's direction so you can walk on ceilings. |
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A Hispanic dude living in Arizona knows a lot of Latinas? That's fucking odd. |
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Char Aznable
Title: Char Classicâ„¢
Joined: Jul 24 2006
Location: Robot Boombox HQ
Posts: 7542
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Bullrog has the power to have any power he wants.
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Cattivo
Joined: Apr 14 2006
Location: Lake Michigan
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I can't wait till March for new South Park episodes.
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Douche McCallister
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Title: DOO-SHAY
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Char Aznable wrote: |
Bullrog has the power to have any power he wants. |
That episode seriously made beer come out of my nose. It stung like hell but it was definitly worth it. (Cartman thinking he's invisible LMAO)
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Syd Lexia
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Title: Pop Culture Junkie
Joined: Jul 30 2005
Location: Wakefield, MA
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"If I could be a superhero, I'd be Immigration Dude. I'd send all the foreigners back to their homes for eating up all of our food. And taking our welfare and best jobs to boot, like landscaping, dishwashing, picking our fruit. I'd pass a lot of laws to get rid of their brood, cuz I'd be Immigration Dude."
- Stephen Lynch
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Tishwitch
Title: PornStarExtraordinaire
Joined: Jul 01 2006
Location: Winter Wonderland
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If I could have a "super power" for one afternoon, I'd love to be like Harley from Harley's Humongous Adventure! There wouldn't be anything funner than being able to ride around in the lego car, play in the fridge, and throw nails at crazy scary bugs!
Aside from that, being able to feel people's emotions would be cool for about 1 day, like Powder.
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jonnymorgue
Title: Nothing Special
Joined: Oct 25 2006
Posts: 396
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It's not a power, per se:
I'd be Ash.
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Rycona
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Title: The Maestro
Joined: Nov 01 2005
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Guns don't kill people... chainsaws kill people!
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Char Aznable
Title: Char Classicâ„¢
Joined: Jul 24 2006
Location: Robot Boombox HQ
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I want the power to make my shit into gold.
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Rycona
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Char Aznable wrote: |
I want the power to make my shit into gold. |
I hope you mean after it's out of your body. Ouch.
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Char Aznable
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