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'Dead' Brazilian boy 'sits up in coffin at his own funeral


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PostPosted: Jun 12 2012 04:40 pm Reply with quote Back to top

'Dead' Brazilian boy 'sits up in coffin at his own funeral and asks for WATER before lying back down lifeless'
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A two-year-old boy sat up in his coffin and asked for water before laying back down again lifeless, according to a Brazilian news website.

In a case that seems almost too incredible to be true, ORM claimed that Kelvin Santos stopped breathing during treatment for pneumonia at a hospital in Belem, northern Brazil.

He was declared dead at 7.40pm on Friday and his body was handed over to his family in a plastic bag.

The child's devastated family took him home where grieving relatives held a wake throughout the night, with the boy's body laid in an open coffin.
But an hour before his funeral was due to take place on Saturday the boy apparently sat up in his coffin and said: 'Daddy, can I have some water?'.
The boy's father, Antonio Santos, said: 'Everybody started to scream, we couldn't believe our eyes. Then we thought a miracle had taken place and our boy had come back to life.

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another zombie. except this one decided to stay dead. but this is the daily mail uk, so its probably some BS.


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UsaSatsui
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PostPosted: Jun 12 2012 06:00 pm Reply with quote Back to top

This has gotta be bullcrap, unless Brazil is so backwards that they don't even bother with modern medicine (and since it's a hospital in a rather large city, that's unlikely).

For one thing, they don't hand over bodies in plastic bags to the family. If anything, they go to a funeral home, or stay in the morgue until the family makes arrangements. There are laws against having a corpse.

Second, dead bodies ain't pretty. Therefore, they're prepared in some way. This usually involves processes such as embalming, which is fatal even if they weren't dead before. It's also nearly impossible to mistake a living body for dead - things happen when you die that are very very disgusting (there's a reason morticians exists).

My guess is this is wishful thinking or even an outright fabrication.
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Alowishus
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PostPosted: Jun 12 2012 07:54 pm Reply with quote Back to top

username wrote:
daily mail uk, so its probably some BS.

Yup, typical right wing trash.
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UsaSatsui
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PostPosted: Jun 12 2012 09:04 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Alowishus wrote:
username wrote:
daily mail uk, so its probably some BS.

Yup, typical right wing trash.

I don't see how this story has a political slant.
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JoshWoodzy
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PostPosted: Jun 12 2012 09:19 pm Reply with quote Back to top

He was clearly talking about the website.


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PostPosted: Jun 14 2012 12:36 am Reply with quote Back to top

Aw shit.


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