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lavalarva
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Joined: Dec 04 2006
PostPosted: Jan 18 2007 01:47 pm Reply with quote Back to top

These are sentences that were written in different tests/exams by some students of the school I went to (not elementary school).

They tried to translate using an English/French dictionary. They didn't seem to know how it works though.

I want you to try to figure out what a sentence is suposed to mean.

Here's an easy one :
She east a school.

If you know french well, wait a bit before giving the answer.

Or try this one that nobody managed to understand in my class until our teacher told us:
She death walnut.
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SamanthaMcPoopenstein
Title: Gadabout Ragamuffin
Joined: Aug 29 2005
Location: tx
PostPosted: Jan 19 2007 12:19 pm Reply with quote Back to top

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DEATH WALNUT!!!
I don't know any french, so sorry I can't figure out the translations, but if you want more amusing language mishaps you should check out the ever-classic engrish.com!
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Tishwitch
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Joined: Jul 01 2006
Location: Winter Wonderland
PostPosted: Jan 19 2007 02:05 pm Reply with quote Back to top

She death walnut = she died by drowning


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DarkMaze
Joined: Feb 24 2006
PostPosted: Jan 19 2007 02:57 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Tishwitch wrote:
She death walnut = she died by drowning

Interesting. What happened in that translation, exactly?

And Sam, that pic is hilarious!
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Valdronius
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PostPosted: Jan 19 2007 03:21 pm Reply with quote Back to top

In French, 'To drown' is noyer, which also means walnut.


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A Hispanic dude living in Arizona knows a lot of Latinas? That's fucking odd.

 
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DarkMaze
Joined: Feb 24 2006
PostPosted: Jan 19 2007 03:35 pm Reply with quote Back to top

WHAT!?
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Lady_Satine
Title: Head of Lexian R&D
Joined: Oct 15 2005
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PostPosted: Jan 19 2007 03:53 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Cleveland: The only British idiom I know is that "fag" means cigarette.
Peter: Well then tell this cigarette to get out of my face!


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lavalarva
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Joined: Dec 04 2006
PostPosted: Jan 19 2007 10:46 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Here are some others :

I'm eating a pample mouse.

I was cooking on a frying pan wood.

I coffin!


And a random cop quote :

"I came back and I ran behind me."

This one is not a translation error.


Edit : One my sister told me about:

I'm wearing smoked worms
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