Since 2001, an evil force known only as The Rainbow has been causing things that simply shouldn't be--manifesting itself, bestowing special touches, opening small portals in surfaces, growing vegetation out of flesh--all to spread its admittedly tasty seed at any cost. These events have ruined, even taken, human lives, but this little fact has been met largely with mixtures of pleasure and indifference. I propose that we find a way to put a stop to all this. After all, how much longer before you become The Rainbow's next victim?