I'd like to begin this campign by reminding the wonderful forum members perusing this thread that I have more than 200 posts over my distinguished opponent and have been a contributing member to the forums longer, which means I have seniority. I'd also like to quote from two of his posts:

"War would be so much more awesome if we drove state-sized vehicles with enough firepower to level a mountain range around."

So already my opponent has established himself as a pro-war candidate. In addition, he seems to display moral flexibility regarding assassination and scare tactics (judging from his first campaign poster). I, on the other hand, am very much anti-war (but not anti-conflict, seeing as I'm involved in this competition).

"I hate those little sugar-coated bastards, but I've never been a fan of marshmallow to begin with."

And now my opponent is frowning on tradition, namely that of Peeps. Peeps, the deliciously sweet treat children usually have to wait for around Easter to acquire and enjoy. If Mister Zarak here had his way there would be no Peeps, there would be no PinWheel cookies; THERE WOULD BE NO MALLOMARS in a world where Black Zarak would win this election.

Another issue is the displayed avatars involved in this specific contest. As you may well remember, Orpheus brought that alien Zarak uses into existence. I used Orpheus for my avatar e.g. I should also be able to take Zarak out of existence. Of course Orpheus needed help to bring the alien into existence, so I need you voters' help to bring him out of existence [in this competition].


So I ask you fine people, vote for Lordsathien. I know I've got Cosgrove's vote.

As Syd brought to the general forum's attention in thread #1293 I sought out to understand the mind of the individual responsible for the nauseating tidal wave of "RegalSindrome" by PMing RegalSin and asking what his origins were. Now as anyone who'll read the responce he gave to my inquery can tell you that came out a bit of a bust.

However, you can at least say I'm someone who'll look into a problem by going to the source umprompted.

Also allow me to correct myself on an earlier remark, but within this post, as editing the earlier one makes the responces look out of place. While I am not one for war, I am one for the plural of war i.e. "wars," chiefly of the Advance, Alien, Base, Batallion, Beast, Clone, Geometry, Lylat, Star, Super Robot, or Wily variety.

In short, I can make obscure-yet-fitting images given enough time (the whole Uncle Chan quote by Uncle Iroh crossover was for you guys heh), I'm usually one of the first to address guys who are really getting on everyone's nerves (anyone remember McDusher?) and I enjoy multiple instances of war over the same topic of a fictional nature. In short, vote for me.