Update time! Or it would be if I wasn't an incompetent boob. I don't know what happened but a large number of pics of mine have disappeared so I'm gonna have to get them back by restarting the game. Update tomorrow with any luck.
EDIT: Update time!
When we last left our hero he was greeted to this new world by having to deal with the two stupidest rival archetypes in the history of role playing games. He summons a bear-deer-thing and drives off the idiots (Korg and Zet apparently) and Liam Neeson shows up to say "Hi," and "You're some kinda freak because you didn't use a ring to summon that thingamajig. Now come on and meet my town elder."
Right... where the hell is this village?
Hmmmm, I don't think that large city protruding from the trees is Vash Naroom.
So it's like a magic escalator?
Vash Naroom!
Oh lord (facepalm)
Sad thing is he graduated valedictorian at his high school
My thoughts exactly Zet.
You smell something?
Continue to stay there as you plod along?
"I played Metal Gear Solid 4 earlier! I know about stealth!"
MagiNation's actually a stark political commentary about the Bush administration.
YAAAAAAAAAAAY!
...dammit I think they're still alive
You lost him in the ENTRYWAY OF THE FIRST TOWN?!
Awesome, the FREAKIN' CITY IN THE TREES didn't give it away at all.
of Orwin's?
He sounds like some kinda crappy Dumbledore ripoff...
Oh, you!
And Tony's a dumbass, everyone knows that!
to open that door.
That's not creepy or anything, random blonde kid in cargo pants comes into a young woman's house and starts checking all her closets.
Enough faffing about women's closets, let's break the game a little bit!
Step 1: Acquire money/find something you can sell.
Step 2: Go to shop and sell aforementioned item.
Step 3: Buy Strength Gem for $5
Step 4: Sell Strength Gem for $18
Step 5: ?????
Step 6:
PROFIT!!!
Anyways, let's go find Orwin, he sounds like a jolly fellow!
Dumbledore was nicer...
YAKI?! YOU IDIOT!
We couldn't
ent
time...
(cue clueless dumbass)
Naroom.
Hi, I'm TARDIS, I'm like Tony, but I'm a good person
Podunk. Now where's my dog? He probably looks a little feral given the surroundings...
Where's that, New Jersey?
I think he either needs his happy drink or a sandwich.
Yeah, all we need is a ledge and a bedsheet and we can glide to the ground!
Ummmm I may have pissed her off by trying to go through her delicates...
Oooh, stealing this...
lad
...Are you quite right in the head sir?
Anyways, off at Pruitt's
place?
Of course it is... Can I have a Fire starter instead?
God no, you'll just confuse the poor idiot.
EVERYBODY'S WORKING FOR THE WEEKEND!
Oh man, not just a Furok, a GOOD Furok!
be interested.
...He's into that kinda thing?
Right, well that's enough for now
NEXT TIME! We find Evu, get crap from him and finally get in a fight! Yaaaay mindless violence!
Oh yes, here's Furok