As you may or may not know, Seth Putnam, the mastermind behind the band, has made the offer that if you pay $100 and come up with a funny enough song title, he will write a song based around it. I think anybody who knows about the AC knows that their songtitles are 10 times more interesting then their actual songs, which are just run of the mill hardcore punk. While I'm certainly not going to pay more than $10 (and that's being generous) to feed his drug habit, that didn't stop me from coming up with ideas of my own.

Just as a caveat, Anal Cunts run of the mill stuff is very, very offensive. To give you an example, here are my top 10 favorites so far.

1. I Snuck A Retard into a Sperm Bank
2. I Sent Concentration Camp Footage to America's Funniest Home Videos
3. Even Though Your Culture Oppresses Women, You Still Suck You Fucking Towel Head
4. You Robbed a Sperm Bank Because You're a Cum Guzzling Fag
5. Eazy E Got AIDS From Freddy Mercury
6. Your Kid Committed Suicide Because You Suck
7. Windchimes Are Gay
8. The Only Reason Men Talk to You is Because They Want to Get Laid, You Stupid Fucking Cunt
9. Living color Is My Favorite Black Metal Band
10. Laughing While Leonard Peltier Gets Raped In Prison

So yea, if that was too much for you, best turn back now.


and here are mine:

"Palin 2012"
"The Muslims are Actually Building a Gay Bathhouse near Ground Zero."
"Leave Jessica Slaughter Alone."
"Remember When Star Wars was Cool? Psyche! It was Always Gay."
"I wish Corpsegrinder Sang on Tomb of the Mutilated."
Dio Trilogy
a) "Dio was Gay."
b) "Heaven & Hell"
c) "We Just Made Heaven & Hell more Overplayed than Iron Man."
"Pain Series: The new lesbian Porn."
"The Angry Video Game Nerd is Gay"
"Spoony is Really, Really, Really Gay."
"Vote Yes on Prop 8"
"Gay People Shouldn't Get Married (Because Straight People Made it Gay)."
"Mother Teresa is a Cunt."
"Encyclopedia Dramatica is Gay."
"Our Bass Player's Chips Deluxe Cookie farts are scarier than 2012."
"I got an AIDS victim to Spunk in your Milkshake."
"I fell Asleep during 2 Girls 1 Cup, but it's still more exciting than the Jay Leno Show."
"I joined the Teabaggers, then quit because they're all abunch of Straight Edge Faggots."
"Modern Warfare 2 was my favorite game, but then I turned straight at 16."
"Hey guys, let's go to Caleb's house and play Wii Music."
"XBox Live is Gay."
"No one would give two shits about Yahtzee if he wasn't British."
"Men are only friending you on facebook because they want to Fuck You."
"The KKK is GayGayGay."
"God Struck Heath Ledger down because he thought his Joker performance sucked balls."
"Crippled Women Kickboxing League."
"The Illegal Immigrant Consensus says: Canada's looking pretty good right about now."
"The Arizona Immigration Law was passed because Enrique told everyone that the Jan Brewer has a crusty vagina."
"I raped the Debutante at her own ball, then I made her douche in the punch bowl."
"I sent a copy of Incontinent Student Bodies to Fred Phelps."
"I'm gay, but I'm way better at hiding than you are."
"You edit Richard Simmons videos."
"I sent naked pictures of your daughter to Bill O Reilly."
"I told two five year olds that the way to make fire is by rubbing their dicks together."
"I Report swearing on radio stations to the FCC."
"Your wife got cancer because you suck."


Hope you enjoyed that!

HardcoreGamer4Ever wrote:

How bout Super Bloody Ninja Robot Pirate Cupcake Rapefest On A Saturday Night In Cunt Forest With A Few Fucking Spaghetti Cock Friends With Gay Dinner And Cock Beating Sessions With Burritos.

This is what's called "wasting 5 song titles with one title in an attempt to look progressive."

ChewDizzle wrote:

Fun Fact: Your Kid Committed Suicide Because You Suck is about Conor Clapton.

Yup.