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Conspiracy Theory Generator


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Rycona
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Title: The Maestro
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PostPosted: Mar 02 2010 02:24 am Reply with quote Back to top

Conspiracy Theory Generator article

I thought this would be an interesting item to post here, as I'm a general fan of conspiracy theories. I'll show mine to get the ball rolling:

"Are you kidding me? The downfall of capitalism was a total sham! Think about it! Everyone knows that everything should be shared and equal. And have you noticed that the American banking market has started to act very strangely? They obviously don’t want this story getting out. I mean, what would happen if people began asking if the banks should be owned by the government? Well, they may be able to fool the sheeple, but the members of Communism4Lyfe.com aren't swallowing their story. Look, don’t take it from me; Andrew Carnegie's ghost is convinced as well. But we have to act fast, because China will soon rule the world. I just wanted you to be aware of this, in case I disappear."


RIP Hacker.
 
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Boonjovi
Title: Electric Sex Pants
Joined: Dec 30 2009
PostPosted: Mar 04 2010 09:34 pm Reply with quote Back to top

I lol'd honestly.


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jackfrost
Title: Cold Hearted Bastard
Joined: Feb 21 2009
PostPosted: Mar 06 2010 12:13 am Reply with quote Back to top

I made one yesterday. It seems somebody didn't like it though. At least a few other people did.

Are you kidding me? Twilight's popularity was a total sham! Think about it! Everyone knows that vampires are evil, bloodsucking creatures. And have you noticed that every emo, teenage girl in the world has started to act very strangely? They obviously don’t want this story getting out. I mean, what would happen if people began asking how can a hack writer achieve that much popularity? Well, they may be able to fool the sheeple, but the members of Society Against Crappy Storytelling aren't swallowing their story. Look, don’t take it from me; every descendent of Bram Stoker is convinced as well. But we have to act fast, because all popular horror icons will soon be ruined. I just wanted you to be aware of this, in case I disappear.

Any Twilight haters are welcome to give me an up arrow though.


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BowCastingWookie
Title: Cat of Ulthar
Joined: Oct 01 2009
PostPosted: May 25 2010 03:30 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Thanks for posting this site. Some of those are pretty funny!
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