OK, so last night when the wife and I finished up our game of SUPER SMASH T.V. brushed our teeth and hit the sack she flipped on the television and began to watch one of her usual reality shows. Usually I just roll over and cover my face with blankets so as not to expose myself, but this one was bad, so bad I couldn't turn away.

Apparently, TLC thinks that I need to learn about sick demented parents who whore up their daughters and enter them in beauty pagents before they can freakin walk. I thought when she first put it on that it was some new show called Midget Whore Island. No, these were four or five year old little girls covered in make-up and being forced on stage. Of course, the mothers were all on the slothy side or reconstructed Joan River clones, so they must be living the dream through their infants. Sick.



I'm pretty sure President Obama should withdraw all Marine Force units from Afghanistan and ship them to Arkansas to kick down the doors of these parents and pass out dirt naps.