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LeshLush
Joined: Oct 19 2009
Location: Nashville, TN
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What's creepy is that the discussed scenario was the subject of the Gnarls Barkley song "The Necromancer." Always felt slightly uncomfortable listening to it.
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Jack Slater
Title: Friendly Felon
Joined: May 17 2009
Location: Phoenix, AZ
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That's ok, it means you still have some humanity left.
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Cause that's how I roll bounce. |
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Syd Lexia
Site Admin
Title: Pop Culture Junkie
Joined: Jul 30 2005
Location: Wakefield, MA
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| Got a great mother-in-law too, that's another one of those bullshit myths created by sitcoms that morons embrace. |
My dad legit hates my maternal grandmother. She's got nothing against him though. My dad's also kinda a douche.
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
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If you had to take care of a comatose person I'd imagine you'd have to bathe their funky bits, shave their lady parts unless you like the fro, and wipe their ass, doing all that for someone unable to do it for themselves and still being able to summon the troops for a frontal assault is the mark of true degeneracy for me. So if you can bang the comatose you're special, most normal folks wouldn't consider it in a million years. 
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Bob Dylan`s Blues
Title: Worlds Strongest Man
Joined: Jun 08 2011
Location: Your nightmares
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If he does all that he deserves the sex that much more, but I'm pretty sure that's what nurses are for.
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UsaSatsui
Title: The White Rabbit
Joined: May 25 2008
Location: Hiding
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| Bob Dylan`s Blues wrote: |
| If he does all that he deserves the sex that much more, but I'm pretty sure that's what nurses are for. |
Yeah. Tell a nurse that, I'm sure it will go over well.
That stuff is what CNAs are for.
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Bob Dylan`s Blues
Title: Worlds Strongest Man
Joined: Jun 08 2011
Location: Your nightmares
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| UsaSatsui wrote: |
| Bob Dylan`s Blues wrote: |
| If he does all that he deserves the sex that much more, but I'm pretty sure that's what nurses are for. |
Yeah. Tell a nurse that, I'm sure it will go over well.
That stuff is what CNAs are for. |
I'm sure neither of my statements would go over well with a nurse
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Jack Slater
Title: Friendly Felon
Joined: May 17 2009
Location: Phoenix, AZ
Posts: 706
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| Bob Dylan`s Blues wrote: |
| UsaSatsui wrote: |
| Bob Dylan`s Blues wrote: |
| If he does all that he deserves the sex that much more, but I'm pretty sure that's what nurses are for. |
Yeah. Tell a nurse that, I'm sure it will go over well.
That stuff is what CNAs are for. |
I'm sure neither of my statements would go over well with a nurse |
Nah, nurses have gallows humor from being around death and suffering so much, they would probably laugh.
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JRA
Joined: Sep 17 2007
Location: The Opium Trail
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| As a registered sex offender |
Whaaaaaaaa?
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There are a lot of what if's in life Donny. What if I hit you really hard in the face, knocked yo shit to the back of yo skull? What if I....had you girl gargle my nuts? The fact remains, you are a fuckin mutant. |
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username
Title: owner of a lonely heart
Joined: Jul 06 2007
Location: phoenix, az usa
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| Blackout wrote: |
| If you had to take care of a comatose person I'd imagine you'd have to bathe their funky bits, shave their lady parts unless you like the fro, and wipe their ass, doing all that for someone unable to do it for themselves and still being able to summon the troops for a frontal assault is the mark of true degeneracy for me. So if you can bang the comatose you're special, most normal folks wouldn't consider it in a million years. |
i would presume they poop into a bag, so you dont have to worry about wiping anything
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Jack Slater
Title: Friendly Felon
Joined: May 17 2009
Location: Phoenix, AZ
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You assume... Incorrectly. Maybe the piss, but I highly doubt it on the shit.
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Syd Lexia
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Title: Pop Culture Junkie
Joined: Jul 30 2005
Location: Wakefield, MA
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Um, there's a thing called a colostomy bag.
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Jack Slater
Title: Friendly Felon
Joined: May 17 2009
Location: Phoenix, AZ
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| Syd Lexia wrote: |
| Um, there's a thing called a colostomy bag. |
True, but that's a little bit more involved to install than a catheter. I assume it involves surgery, which is why I question if they would undertake such a procedure on a fragile patient if it wasn't totally necessary. I could be completely wrong, maybe someone that's in the medical field could enlighten me.
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UsaSatsui
Title: The White Rabbit
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They don't use ostomies unless your intestines are non-functioning.
And you presume incorrectly. Wiping is part of the job.
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Hacker
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Joined: Sep 13 2008
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Whaaaaaaaa? |
Pretty sure that was a joke.
He made a "registered polygamist" joke in a later post
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LeshLush
Joined: Oct 19 2009
Location: Nashville, TN
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| Hacker wrote: |
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| sidewaydriver wrote: |
| As a registered sex offender |
Whaaaaaaaa? |
Pretty sure that was a joke.
He made a "registered polygamist" joke in a later post |
As a registered sarcasm detector helmet technician, I can assure you that my equipment indicates the post was completely serious and without joke.
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Hacker
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Still kinda curious as to what made Syd made this topic...
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UsaSatsui
Title: The White Rabbit
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Location: Hiding
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| Hacker wrote: |
| Still kinda curious as to what made Syd made this topic... |
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Hacker
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| UsaSatsui wrote: |
| Hacker wrote: |
| Still kinda curious as to what made Syd made this topic... |
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More like
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username
Title: owner of a lonely heart
Joined: Jul 06 2007
Location: phoenix, az usa
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| Hacker wrote: |
| ...what made Syd made... |
it was probably a ploy just to get you to type that.
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| I'll eat a turkey sandwich while blowing my load |
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