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Posted: Aug 17 2007 07:56 pm

Oh god... I almost forgot how annoying Slippy was.

Actually, everyone on the Star Fox team kinda sucked, aside from Fox.

Falco was a total prick, Peppy was senile, ROB64 was a tool, and Slippy was a little bitch.

Joined: Apr 14 2006 Location: Lake Michigan Posts: 3332

Ha! I've been playing Star Fox 64 a lot recently. All the allies in that game are always so annoying. I would let them all die like I did in the original, but you need them alive in order to qualify for medals, and sometimes they do something useful, like opening up the path to a level warp or how Slippy displays the boss' health meter.

Slippy was definitely the worst though, because of that voice.

Posted: Aug 17 2007 08:14 pm

Peppy gets some points for being highly quotable.

DO A BARREL ROLL!

USE BOMBS WISELY!

Posted: Aug 17 2007 08:54 pm

Posted: Aug 17 2007 09:17 pm

"It's quiet, too quiet."
"Be careful! It's a trap!"

Who does Peppy think he is, Admiral fucking Ackbar?

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dude, "USE THE BOOST!" has become my favorite thing to say when people ask me for advice.

Posted: Aug 18 2007 04:11 pm

He wasn't really the protagonist, but Resident Evil Code Veronica's Steve Burnside has been my least favorite RE character so far. Once again a victim of bad hair, whiny voice, and guilty of being an effeminate man. ...So pretty much the exact opposite of Albert Wesker. Razz

Posted: Aug 18 2007 04:54 pm

Oh, Waluigi. Aside from the potential hilarity that a Super Wario Bros. game has to offer, Waluigi is teh gay.

Posted: Aug 18 2007 05:05 pm

On that note... I always hated Toad in MK64, w/his high-pitched 'wahoo.' It just annoyed me to no end. I did always get a secret guilty pleasure taking out a balloon in battle mode when i went w/a big character and just rammed him from the side.

Posted: Aug 18 2007 08:54 pm

My friend has an unhealthy grudge against Tom Nook from Animal Crossing. Whenever he comes over to my house he always has some new conspiracy to tell me about Nook. He really needs to stop playing that game so much.

Title: Armed to the teeth Joined: Mar 06 2007 Posts: 139

I actually think Falco is pretty cool. He's a prick, but that's what gives him his personality.

Hey, at least he doesn't tell you things you already fucking know. Plus he's got the coolest voice of the team in the 64 game.

...

How many people here first thought that Slippy was a female? You know, 'cause of his annoying voice?

Speaking of annoying, Alia from the MMX series should totally be on that list.

Joined: Apr 14 2006 Location: Lake Michigan Posts: 3332

I never knew Slippy's gender until recently. Honestly, I wouldn't have been surprised if he ended up being a hemaphrodite.

And while Wario rules, I certainly agree that WaLuigi was a waste. Maybe if the play on his name actually made sense in English instead of just Japanese, it would help.....but not by much.

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once i sobred up last night, I started working on bringing the old THI archives into the new design, nd stumbled upon this relevant piece.

http://tehinter.net/everythingever/articles/videogames/fivelamestfighters.shtml

Posted: Aug 19 2007 12:05 pm

Wario is funny and a great character. Waluigi sucks, and Luigi did not deserve his own rival. Though I agree that a Super Wario Bros. game would have some potential hilarity.

I think it would be funny to see what a Watoad looked like too.

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it's only a matter of time before tehy come ful lcircle ad give the wario brothers their own rivals

Posted: Aug 19 2007 03:42 pm

Ermac still kicks ass, by the way.

2010 SLF Tag Champ Joined: Jun 07 2006 Posts: 12294

fuck ermac

Title: Armed to the teeth Joined: Mar 06 2007 Posts: 139

The bastard's reasoning on how Link sucks is pretty stupid.

First off, every incarnation of Link (Majora's Mask doesn't count) is a completely different person, with no relation to the other Links at all. Each one only saves Zelda once, and she isn't always, if at all, their girlfriend.

Also, as ignorant as he is saying that Raiden sucks, I'm afraid a lot of people would probably agree with him. Ignorant people.

Posted: Aug 19 2007 07:23 pm

Some of the Links are the same. It's definitely the same Link in Zelda and Zelda II, but it's different Zeldas.

Posted: Aug 19 2007 09:03 pm

MY top 5 "Worst Video Game Characters Ever" list:

5. Awesome Possum
4. James Pond
3. Waluigi
2. Digger T. Rock
1. Trixie Kong (the beginning of the end for Rare's coolness)

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Jaguar wrote:

The bastard's reasoning on how Link sucks is pretty stupid.

First off, every incarnation of Link (Majora's Mask doesn't count) is a completely different person, with no relation to the other Links at all. Each one only saves Zelda once, and she isn't always, if at all, their girlfriend.

Also, as ignorant as he is saying that Raiden sucks, I'm afraid a lot of people would probably agree with him. Ignorant people.

Raiden sucks, pal.

Posted: Aug 20 2007 10:42 am

It doesn't matter that Raiden was a highly trained soldier, who could pull off kick-ass moves. The fact that he was a whiny bitch for the whole mission is what turned people off from him.

Posted: Aug 20 2007 11:01 am

The other problem with Raiden is that he shares his name with a super cool MK character and a super cool series of plane shoot 'em ups and he is nowhere near as cool as either.

Title: Armed to the teeth Joined: Mar 06 2007 Posts: 139

Hey, at least he's not as whiny as Lloyd Irving.

Posted: Aug 20 2007 04:16 pm

This reminds me, hasn't anyone mentioned Kurtis Stryker yet?