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Syd Lexia
Site Admin
Title: Pop Culture Junkie
Joined: Jul 30 2005
Location: Wakefield, MA
Posts: 24886
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Cameron
Title: :O � O:
Joined: Feb 01 2008
Location: St. Louis, MO
Posts: 4637
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Today, you were physically released from your mom's birth canal. Think about that as you celebrate your Happy Birthday!
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Drew Linky
Wizard
Joined: Jun 12 2009
Posts: 4209
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| Today, you were physically released from your mom's birth canal. Think about that as you celebrate your Happy Birthday! |
No I wasn't, that was 18 years ago.
Similarly, I hope she looks on this day fondly instead of wishing I was dead for causing her so much pain.
And thank you for the birthday wishes everyone.
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 https://discord.gg/homestuck is where you can find me literally 99% of the time. Stop on by if you feel like it, we're a nice crowd. |
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Sarge
Title: The Self-Titler
Joined: Aug 14 2010
Posts: 598
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Happy Birthday Drew, plus an extra helping of happy for it being 18!
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Reinhart_x
Title: Master of nothing
Joined: Oct 06 2009
Location: Ohio
Posts: 228
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Happy birthday, Drew! The strippers are on their way now, so get dressed for the occasion!
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Drew Linky
Wizard
Joined: Jun 12 2009
Posts: 4209
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| Happy birthday, Drew! The strippers are on their way now, so get dressed for the occasion! |
You mean get UNdressed!
Actually, what's the policy with strippers? They're getting naked, I don't see why I shouldn't
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https://discord.gg/homestuck is where you can find me literally 99% of the time. Stop on by if you feel like it, we're a nice crowd. |
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slapolakinkaido
Title: Illegitimate Son of God
Joined: Jul 14 2009
Posts: 1565
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| Happy birthday! I hired a whore to poop in your mouth. |
I shouldn't laugh at this.
But I did.
Thank you guys. I love each and every one of you!
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It's really not as bad as it sounds.
Oh, and happy birthday!
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Drew Linky
Wizard
Joined: Jun 12 2009
Posts: 4209
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I would hope not, as getting sick on my birthday would really suck. D:
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username
Title: owner of a lonely heart
Joined: Jul 06 2007
Location: phoenix, az usa
Posts: 16135
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nice. 3rd year bump in a row.
happy birthday drew linky.
hopefully syd hires another whore to poop in your mouth
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| I'll eat a turkey sandwich while blowing my load |
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@om*d
Title: Dorakyura
Joined: Jul 10 2010
Location: Castlevania
Posts: 4226
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| Happy anniversary of the day of your birth. |
Yes. |
Indeed.
Also, I hired a whore to poop in your Gamecube. 
I am not the whore.
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Valdronius
Moderator
Title: SydLexia COO
Joined: Aug 22 2005
Location: The Great White North
Posts: 4465
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Recycling! Captain Planet would be proud.
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| A Hispanic dude living in Arizona knows a lot of Latinas? That's fucking odd. |
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HardcoreGamer4Ever
Title: I Am The God Of Awesome
Joined: Jun 28 2010
Location: Your Mom's Vagina!
Posts: 1297
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Syd Lexia
Site Admin
Title: Pop Culture Junkie
Joined: Jul 30 2005
Location: Wakefield, MA
Posts: 24886
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Jack Slater
Title: Friendly Felon
Joined: May 17 2009
Location: Phoenix, AZ
Posts: 706
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Happy birthday! I thought you were older. That's a compliment at your age.
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DarknessDeku
Title: Deku Scrub
Joined: Dec 08 2007
Location: The Forest
Posts: 3285
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Happy birthday again!
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DarknessDeku is already assimilated by the bots.
He knows your algorithm. |
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Preng
Title: All right, that's cool!
Joined: Jan 11 2010
Location: Accounting Dept.
Posts: 1690
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Happy birthday, Drew! Hooray, I say!
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