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Dr. Jeebus
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Title: SLF Harbinger of Death
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yeah, the short answer is that gold is on a 12 ounce scale, not 16 like most things, but if you wanted to be all scientific, then there you go.
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FNJ
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Dr. Jeebus wrote: |
JEW wrote: |
Dr. Jeebus wrote: |
The box is only eight ounces. I've eaten burgers that weigh more than twice that. Sure they weren't marshmallow burgers, but I'm sure anyone could tear through a box of those, high or otherwise. |
are we talking a marshmallow and chocolate sandwich, or some disturbing amalgamation of meat and marshmallow? |
I just brought burgers into the equation to give a point of comparison for weight, but we were talking meat and marshmallow amalgamation. |
you DO realize that I need to try this now, right?
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jonnymorgue
Title: Nothing Special
Joined: Oct 25 2006
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Sounds like a thanksgiving dinner trick to play on the family. Bring a pie with a marshmallow topping, but instead of some sort of fruit or chocolate filling, fill it with a heaping helping of Manwich.
Now, I don't feel well...
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Knyte
2010 SLF Tag Champ*
Title: Curator Of The VGM
Joined: Nov 01 2006
Location: Here I am.
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Its funny you guys bring up the whole gold weight and troy ounce conversation, because in my infinate boredom that I find at work, I spent an entire night doing research on gold coins, specifically the real world vs RPGs.
Not just video game RPGs, but table top as well. Think about it:
In D&D or any other fantasy RPG, there are higher end items (Such as magic weapons, rings, etc.) that sell for obsene amounts. Let's say that a character wanted to buy a magic sword that cost 30,000 gold pieces. That would mean that the character would have to haul in approx. 2050lbs. of gold to give to the merchant.
My reasoning is that I would assume a gold coin in a RPG would be based on gold coins from our own history. One of the most famous and most used gold coins was the Guilder. A guilder was a coin that wighed exactly one troy ounce. So 12 guilders weighed a troy pound.
A troy pound is 5760 grains (about 373.24 g, 12 troy ounces), while an avoirdupois pound is 7000 grains (about 453.59 g). So a Troy pound is .823 of an avoirdupois pound. So 30,000 gold pieces would weigh 30,000 troy ounces. If we devide that into troy pounds we get 2500 (30,000 / 12 = 2500). Now if we convert that into avoirdupois pounds we get 2057.5 pounds. (2500 X 0.823 = 2057.5)
So if you are a DM, you could really mess with your players. They slay a dragon and go to loot his gold horde, and you tell them that they found 85,000 gold pieces. They say, "Okay, we collect up the treasure and head back to town." Now, you can really mess with them, by saying, "How?" They stare at you for a minute and go, "Umm... we fill up our bags and packs with it." And, your like, "How are the three of you going to carry 5,830 pounds of gold?" They just stare at you blankly, and then vow to never play with you again.
Maybe, I am the only one who ever thinks about these things....
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Char Aznable
Title: Char Classic™
Joined: Jul 24 2006
Location: Robot Boombox HQ
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ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ. . .
Huh? What?
(Wipes drool off of keyboard)
Okay, I'm good now!
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sans777
Title: neil of diamonds
Joined: Nov 03 2006
Location: austin, tx
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Now, I'm not "trynna hayte", or whatever sophisticated young urbanites say these days, but I've never been the type of guy that could play table top games. Granted, we are talking about fucking with people (which I love) but as a child of reaganomics I've never been able to allocate enough attention to all of the writing, die rolling, math doing shenanigans it takes to play table top games. My friend in high school tried to teach me about Warhammer 40k once. He got about as far as "roll for damage" before I pooped on his floor and called him an asshole for spending so much money on that stuff. Like I said, no attention span.
But back to the original topic of the thread. I think that... DID I JUST HEAR A MOTORCYCLE OUTSIDE?
*Runs off and leaves the door open*
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S. McCracken
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Title: Enforcer
Joined: Aug 22 2005
Location: Massachusetts
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Sans, that reminds me of my favorite joke of the past couple of months:
Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: WANNA RIDE A BIKE?
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jonnymorgue
Title: Nothing Special
Joined: Oct 25 2006
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And that joke reminds me of another joke:
How many Dragonball Z characters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
It doesn't matter, it'll still take three episodes to do it.
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Syd Lexia
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Title: Pop Culture Junkie
Joined: Jul 30 2005
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jonnymorgue wrote: |
And that joke reminds me of another joke:
How many Dragonball Z characters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
It doesn't matter, it'll still take three episodes to do it. |
Classic.
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Char Aznable
Title: Char Classic™
Joined: Jul 24 2006
Location: Robot Boombox HQ
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These jokes are funny! I should. . .
"What will Char do? Stay tune for scenes from the next episode of SydLexia.com."
Hey, you fuck, I wasn't. . .
"On the next episode of SydLexia.com, Char finds that he is continually interrupted."
Like hell I am! Shut the fuck. . .
"Will he stop being interrupted? Find out on the next episode of SydLexia.com!"
Well, at least he shut the hell. . .
"Funimation"
GOD DAMMIT!!!
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TheRoboSleuth
Title: Sleuth Mark IV
Joined: Aug 08 2006
Location: The Gritty Future
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Knyte wrote: |
Its funny you guys bring up the whole gold weight and troy ounce conversation, because in my infinate boredom that I find at work, I spent an entire night doing research on gold coins, specifically the real world vs RPGs.
Not just video game RPGs, but table top as well. Think about it:
In D&D or any other fantasy RPG, there are higher end items (Such as magic weapons, rings, etc.) that sell for obsene amounts. Let's say that a character wanted to buy a magic sword that cost 30,000 gold pieces. That would mean that the character would have to haul in approx. 2050lbs. of gold to give to the merchant.
My reasoning is that I would assume a gold coin in a RPG would be based on gold coins from our own history. One of the most famous and most used gold coins was the Guilder. A guilder was a coin that wighed exactly one troy ounce. So 12 guilders weighed a troy pound.
A troy pound is 5760 grains (about 373.24 g, 12 troy ounces), while an avoirdupois pound is 7000 grains (about 453.59 g). So a Troy pound is .823 of an avoirdupois pound. So 30,000 gold pieces would weigh 30,000 troy ounces. If we devide that into troy pounds we get 2500 (30,000 / 12 = 2500). Now if we convert that into avoirdupois pounds we get 2057.5 pounds. (2500 X 0.823 = 2057.5)
So if you are a DM, you could really mess with your players. They slay a dragon and go to loot his gold horde, and you tell them that they found 85,000 gold pieces. They say, "Okay, we collect up the treasure and head back to town." Now, you can really mess with them, by saying, "How?" They stare at you for a minute and go, "Umm... we fill up our bags and packs with it." And, your like, "How are the three of you going to carry 5,830 pounds of gold?" They just stare at you blankly, and then vow to never play with you again.
Maybe, I am the only one who ever thinks about these things.... |
DnD has something called a bag of holding. Its sorta like a cartoon bag, in that it connects to a hammerspace that allows it to carry a shitload more than is reasonable. They come in four sizes, and they never get heavier. Shrink item works, and if you really want to you can tape one end of a portable hole to the ceiling of your stronghold treasury, and just pour the money in. If you dont have these things, you will have to leave your loot behind.
It gets difficult when you want to trade in treasure like 30ft marble statues and entire pillars of mithril. For on the go adventuring, the most popular choice for portable treasure is gems. Like most trade goods, they trade in for what you buy them at. A sack of diamonds won't be accepted at a mcdonalds, but at this point your buying +3 vorpal glaives, capes of the mountbank, and tiny animal statues that come to life. And your average wizard shop accepts obscure stuff as payment.
(a good rule of thumb is "never underestimate the resourcefulness of DnD players when it comes to money. The aformentioned pillar of mithral was part of a story I heard. The players proceeded to build a forge on site to melt it down into transportable ingots.)
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jonnymorgue
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 ...my head hurts
*explodes in a violent eruption of blood gushing from his nose*
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FNJ
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sans777
Title: neil of diamonds
Joined: Nov 03 2006
Location: austin, tx
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I need more GP so I can buy something cool to say!
...and then roll for effectiveness on it!
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FNJ
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I have a +5 defense to sarcasm, I'll have you know!
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Tishwitch
Title: PornStarExtraordinaire
Joined: Jul 01 2006
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JEW wrote: |
there are like eighty million in a box AT LEAST.
the best thing about these is freezing them. they suck if you don't freeze them. |
Just like Charleston Chew --- they rock if they are put in the fridge, then smashed to fucking hell, and eaten in bite sized pieces! Heaven in candy form!!!
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Char Aznable
Title: Char Classic™
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Buy some full-sized Laffy Taffy, and then smack them on a table. You'd think they would stretch, but they actually shatter.
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FNJ
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charlson chew are awesome.
and I love frozen bananna laffy taffy
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Char Aznable
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The chocolate Laffy Taffy is better than Tootsie Rolls.
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FNJ
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seconded. vanilla tootsie rolls are great though.
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Mr. Bomberman
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Char Aznable
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Those vanilla Tootsie Rolls rule.
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FNJ
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god.
we all sound pregnant.
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Tishwitch
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JEW wrote: |
god.
we all sound pregnant. |
OMG! Quote of the day right there!!!
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FNJ
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