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Posted: Jun 11 2010 07:11 pm

Sydlexian's, i present to you my nomination for Sydlexia's First Annual Music Awards worst song ever made by any band professional or amateur.

Wizard Joined: Jun 12 2009 Posts: 4209

Not the absolute worst I've ever heard, but that was pretty close. Like some horrific mix between Speedycake's Caramell Dansen and Death Metal. No... just no.

Posted: Jun 11 2010 07:22 pm

I actually kinda liked that. It was like a more commercial Nightwish. The video was obnoxious though.

I nominate this:

Posted: Jun 11 2010 07:26 pm

Call me crazy but I kinda liked it.

EDIT:
My nomination, this video is so lame too.

Posted: Jun 11 2010 08:19 pm

Anything that sounds like this.

Wizard Joined: Jun 12 2009 Posts: 4209

So much pain in my ears...

Posted: Jun 12 2010 02:29 am

Ok prepare for your eyes and ears to bleed, check this shit out.

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Posted: Jun 12 2010 09:54 am

Ugh. I bet I can guess what that song's called. Who recorded it though?

Joined: Apr 09 2008 Location: Pennsylvania Posts: 3112

Syd Lexia wrote:

Ugh. I bet I can guess what that song's called. Who recorded it though?

Johnny Rebel. Probably the most famous of the racist redneck crap.

Posted: Jun 12 2010 10:57 am

That seems fitting, considering the origin of the name. Johnny Rebel (or Johnny Reb for short) is a catchall term that was used for any particular Confederate soldier, or even the national identity of the Confederacy. I've actually used a character named such in a M&M game I ran, but he was a demon bound to a dead man's corpse whose personality was a hybrid of the two.

Posted: Jun 12 2010 12:55 pm

Or any other Anal Cunt song.

Anal Cunt: Proving That Any Sort Of Discernable Talent - Including Basic Instrument-Playing Skills - Aren't As Important As Hilarious Song Titles

Posted: Jun 12 2010 01:36 pm

That was actually kind of funny, in a retardedly sort of stupid way. I wouldn't buy it though, Sadly no

Posted: Jun 12 2010 02:33 pm

haha, i like anal cunt, but you're right syd, i pretty much read the song titles on my itunes playlist more than I actually listen to their intentionally horrible music.

Also, Blackout, i think you win with BrokenNCYDE.... that's all new levels of horrible, and the kicker is those guys look super douchey. At least the band i posted are Russian so I can blame some sort of cultural misunderstanding on that abomination.

Posted: Jun 12 2010 03:07 pm

Yeah I literally could not get more than 15 seconds deep in to it, it just had to be shut off for the love of all that is good in this world.

Posted: Jun 14 2010 02:52 am

I'm not sure what this song is about, but I think they're threatening America.

Posted: Jun 14 2010 04:43 am

Hey! We invented Hair Metal you commie punks!

That song kind of ruled though.

Posted: Jun 14 2010 11:24 am

Burt Reynolds wrote:

Hey! We invented Hair Metal you commie punks!

That song kind of ruled though.

I only brought them up because Wayne and Garth made fun of them in an SNL sketch once.

And besides, American hair bands wrote songs that were literally twice as good:

Posted: Jun 14 2010 02:15 pm

Syd Lexia wrote:

Or any other Anal Cunt song.

Anal Cunt: Proving That Any Sort Of Discernable Talent - Including Basic Instrument-Playing Skills - Aren't As Important As Hilarious Song Titles

In all fairness, that is sort of the point. I don't think anyone actually listens to Anal Cunt for the music. Doesn't change the fact that Seth Putnam is a total dickhead.

Joined: Feb 16 2010 Posts: 130

Anal Cunt is so terrible, and really not in the slightest bit funny.

Humour metal done right:

I second nomination of 3OH!3 and Brokencyde. Funny quote from Wikipedia:
Brokencyde has been universally panned by critics. Metal Edge magazine has called Brokencyde "fucking horrendous".[14] "Thrash Magazine" has called them "a mockery to the world of music". Cracked.com contributor Michael Swaim said the band sounded like "a Slipknot-Cher duet".[15] [16] British commentator Warren Ellis calls Brokencyde's "FreaXXX" music video "a near-perfect snapshot of everything that’s shit about this point in the culture".[17]

Posted: Jun 15 2010 03:36 am

Speaking of humor music anybody like Psychostik?

Posted: Jun 15 2010 09:03 am

Posted: Jun 15 2010 01:42 pm

Blackout wrote:

Speaking of humor music anybody like Psychostik?

I don't like them, but my vocalist did try to get the singer for Psychostik to sign his nutsack.
True story.

Posted: Jun 15 2010 01:51 pm

enshinkarateman wrote:

Blackout wrote:

Speaking of humor music anybody like Psychostik?

I don't like them, but my vocalist did try to get the singer for Psychostik to sign his nutsack.
True story.

Haha, gay.

Next up, OH YEAH!

Posted: Jun 16 2010 06:05 am

What's funny about that album is that it's got a pretty good production value and you can tell Macho Man takes it really seriously... it's so bad, it's good.

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