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Kanye West is Jesus.... right?


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Laminated Sky
Title: Extra Crispy
Joined: Feb 25 2008
Location: Etobicoke
PostPosted: Apr 07 2008 06:43 pm Reply with quote Back to top

He is Jesus...
Sure, why not?


I'm so bananas I'm showing up to your open casket,
to fill it up with explosive gases,
and close it back,
with a lit match in it,
while I sit back, and just hope it catches.

Blow you to fragments,
laugh,
roll you, and smoke the ashes.

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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
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PostPosted: Apr 07 2008 06:49 pm Reply with quote Back to top

ummm I'm gonna go with no. Rolling Eyes



 
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Ross Rifle
Title: Rock N Roll God
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Location: Chilliwack, BC
PostPosted: Apr 07 2008 09:12 pm Reply with quote Back to top

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Slash is cuz he can rock on water.


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JRA
Joined: Sep 17 2007
Location: The Opium Trail
PostPosted: Apr 09 2008 02:05 pm Reply with quote Back to top

If by Jesus you mean a wack rapper, then yes.


There are a lot of what if's in life Donny. What if I hit you really hard in the face, knocked yo shit to the back of yo skull? What if I....had you girl gargle my nuts? The fact remains, you are a fuckin mutant.
 
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username
Title: owner of a lonely heart
Joined: Jul 06 2007
Location: phoenix, az usa
PostPosted: Apr 09 2008 02:49 pm Reply with quote Back to top

JRA wrote:
If by Jesus you mean a wack rapper, then yes.

wack rapper?! you must be shrooming.

soulja boy = wack
flo rida = wack
guilty simpson = wack
p diddy = uber wack.

but kanye is not jesus. although i do believe jesus was black he is not kanye.


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Laminated Sky
Title: Extra Crispy
Joined: Feb 25 2008
Location: Etobicoke
PostPosted: Apr 09 2008 03:24 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Kanye West wrote:
George Bush hates black people

Kanye West wrote:
I should be in the bible

username wrote:
wack rapper?!
username wrote:
you must be shrooming.


Didn't he give a shit load of money to Africa?

Maybe.

Is he wack yes, is he a rapper yes, but he isn't a wack rapper.

And I wish I was, I wish I was.


My opinions on these quotes.


I'm so bananas I'm showing up to your open casket,
to fill it up with explosive gases,
and close it back,
with a lit match in it,
while I sit back, and just hope it catches.

Blow you to fragments,
laugh,
roll you, and smoke the ashes.

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S. McCracken
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PostPosted: Apr 09 2008 10:33 pm Reply with quote Back to top

They and this topic are really dumb; that's my opinion.


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TheRoboSleuth
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PostPosted: Apr 10 2008 12:01 am Reply with quote Back to top

ross_rifle113 wrote:
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Slash is cuz he can rock on water.
You managed to make a pun about slash without using his name. You are awesome. Here is a 1-UP


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Vampyr
Title: The emo-killer
Joined: Apr 01 2008
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PostPosted: Apr 10 2008 12:19 am Reply with quote Back to top

I agree with Ross actually, you dont see that MODDED kanye west do anything but brag about how good he thinks he is.


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crookshow
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PostPosted: Apr 10 2008 01:41 am Reply with quote Back to top

username wrote:
guilty simpson = wack


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I agree with everything else you said, but I thought Guilty Simpson had one of the better albums I've heard in a while. Maybe I'm biased cause I'm a huge Dilla fan, but he definitely doesn't deserve to be grouped with the rest of those shitty artists....
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username
Title: owner of a lonely heart
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PostPosted: Apr 10 2008 10:14 am Reply with quote Back to top

crookshow wrote:
username wrote:
guilty simpson = wack


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I agree with everything else you said, but I thought Guilty Simpson had one of the better albums I've heard in a while. Maybe I'm biased cause I'm a huge Dilla fan, but he definitely doesn't deserve to be grouped with the rest of those shitty artists....

i dont mind J Dilla, but i heard guilty simpsons last album and i wasnt impressed (i should probably say that is also the only guilty simpson album ive heard. maybe ill like him better if i heard his other stuff)


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docinsano
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PostPosted: Apr 10 2008 01:55 pm Reply with quote Back to top

In my opinion Kanye has fallen into the same trap most rappers fall into: Fame. Fame leads to Pride, Pride leads to people hating the shit out of you. When people hate the shit out of you, you lash out and piss people off. And then history repeats with stupid rap battles and talkin shit about other artists. No, Kanye is not Jesus, and in my book his music is good, but not extraordinary. Also he seems to appeal only to niche groups which is a shame. So to answer your question, Kanye West is NOT Jesus.
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crookshow
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PostPosted: Apr 10 2008 05:52 pm Reply with quote Back to top

His ego may be hard to swallow, but at the end of the day he's still putting out albums that are far superior than almost all mainstream hip-hop artists. Not that the bar is set very high these days, but I own and have enjoyed all of his albums thus far...
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Ross Rifle
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PostPosted: Apr 10 2008 10:43 pm Reply with quote Back to top

I was pissed when I heard Graduation and actually enjoyed it...and Gumshoe, thanks Laughing


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scamrock
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PostPosted: Apr 10 2008 10:57 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Speaking of music and Jesus, I'm watching That 70s Show. There is a guy trying to get Laurie, Eric and Hyde to come to church. He asks the family to draw a picture of what God looks like to them.

When Hyde shows his picture, the guy says, "Thats nice, when you think of God you picture Jesus.

And Hyde says, "Thats not Jesus, its Clapton." Laughing

Okay...I'm sure its funnier if you're actually watching it. Confused


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Ross Rifle
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PostPosted: Apr 10 2008 11:16 pm Reply with quote Back to top

and Eric says "that's what I drew too!" and they high five...:punchline:


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scamrock
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PostPosted: Apr 10 2008 11:28 pm Reply with quote Back to top

ross_rifle113 wrote:
and Eric says "that's what I drew too!" and they high five...:punchline:


Yeah, but I thought it was just as funny standing alone. The fact that Eric drew it too just added to it. I didn't do the whole scene cause I figured nobody cared anyways.


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erock
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PostPosted: Apr 10 2008 11:36 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Are you sure it wasn't the Nuge?
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