My roommate today tells me that him and his fiancee want me to move out of the fucking apartment I pay part of the fucking rent and utilities on. Now some of you might remember that I got kicked out of my mom's house about a year and a half ago for bullshit reasons and now it's happening again. Except this time, I didn't get a fucking reason, just got told to move out. So as you can imagine, I'm pretty fucking pissed.

Because it's two against one and she has his balls tied up in a nice little purse.

Well, I believe in the muddled way my roommate broached it to me that I have until Aprilish to gtfo so they gave me plenty of notice.

And that's not a bad idea sideways.

I am on the lease and I know nothing about renting, this was my first apartment. Frankly, I don't want to stay anymore if this is how it's going to be, this is never going to be cool between us ever again and I'm kind of planning on completely severing contact with them after I actually do move out. I'm feeling pretty betrayed and really pissed.

Yeah, my point isn't that they want me out, it's that my friend from college of like 8 years who is probably the closest I've ever seen to someone being me without actually being me is telling me to get out. Because his woman told him to and because she can never fucking tell me herself when I do something that annoys her because she's a fucking two faced whore. Oh and I have to get out so that her little sister can move in for some reason.

So yeah, my anger is almost completely emotional, not technical. Though I'm totally going to use that info about not being able to kick me out if I'm paying rent if they give me shit about taking too long or some bullshit.

Well, like I said, I think her sister is moving in and though she doesn't have a job that I know of, her parents will probably pay it or something. That's good on the security deposit though because I put in 400 because they were short to pay an even amount. So I'll be taking that back, though they'll try to tell me that never happened. At which point I will seriously flip my shit.

Just to give you guys a little background on our living conditions:
- They had no car for like first six months after we moved in and used my car/had me drive them everywhere. I got gas money for this like three times. Also, they would sometimes take my car before I was even awake to go buy coffees, and not buy one for me.
- They borrowed my DS Lite and all my games for like a year before we lived together and now, even in the same apartment, it's in their room more often than not and they do disgusting things like take it with them when they go to take shits.
- They play like all my 360 games whenever they want and use my $70 portable memory stick for it without asking.
- They use my scanner/printer combo without asking ever and ran through all the ink it initially came with. Granted, they bought more but I assume they'll take them out again before I leave.
- When they wanted to rearrange furniture in the living room, they put my mini fridge out on the balcony in a pouring rainstorm. I came home to find it completely soaked. Luckily still works but I was fucking PISSED.
- We have a cat, but guess who is the only person to have ever cleaned up her litter box, EVER? Fucking me, that's who. And I know they're not going to let me take her if I ask to.
- They buy another bag of weed every two days, smoke it all in one and then get mad at me when I can't keep up with the $80 tab they've built up in the space between two paychecks and then just smoke by themselves in their bathroom in the morning and act like that's not what they were doing. Oh no, I just heard you both talking then the bathroom door slam, then you were in there for half an hour coughing your brains out over nothing, right? Just some junk in my throat! lolololol FUCK YOU, I'm not fucking stupid and that's one of the biggest insults of all.